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A personalized icense plate that spells out CLARICE

Too...many...Hannibal Lector...jokes

I have no rooting interest in this game, but that is a level one gut punch to an entire stadium full of Blue Jay fans.

A 2 liter bottle of soda that looks like Mountain Dew but is a knock off named Heee Haw

The Mountain Dew knock off in South Dakota is called "Heee Haw" which is both appropriate and somehow offensive.

I heard someone say "bye-ah-pic" and I was as confused when my British friend said "peed-oh-file".

When I was younger, we had a school exclusively for hearing impaired students. Now it is closed. So, did the school system successfully incorporate methods to allow hearing impaired students to attend standard classes, or did hearing impaired people disappear? Help me understand, Mr Bigelow.

"Not only is it expensive, possibly racist but get this... it looks like shit!" Sign us up!

@aewontv.bsky.social, why am I still seeing ads for ICE on Dynamite?

Not anymore, it's mine!

I'm all for candy makers customizing their products each season, but Kit Kat might have gone a little too far.

You shared such a detailed photo that the thieves instantly devised a plan that couldn't fail.

I saw it, I opened the closet and Gene was eating the baby and the baby looked at me.

a man wearing a white hat with a wilson logo ALT: a man wearing a white hat with a wilson logo

Immediately read the title as Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack "Hey Yang! No offense"

A wedding dance should start with slow songs that old people can dance to and then gradually transition to more modern songs so the old people can leave. They skipped the first step, so it's a bunch of old people listening to Bad Bunny while people stand in the dance floor talking.

In the last 90 minutes, they haven't played one song you could slow dance to. Have we broken the concept of the wedding dance? I just heard a country version of "Tipsy" and I wanted to throw up.

I'm currently at a wedding "dance" with a bunch of twenty somethings. They don't dance. They just stand on the dance floor and sing the lyrics to the songs. It looks like what an alien A.I. would think a wedding dance is like.

There is no better way to appeal to a worldwide audience than an old white guy singing "I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free" while ICE is snatching brown people off the streets

Why do i have the song "It wasn't me" by Shaggy in my head right now? What are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?

When MTG is the voice of reason, we are in big trouble.

This is like finding out your elderly neighbor fell for a scam and sent $52,000 in ITunes gift cards to a scammer. I love you, but you did something very, very stupid.

BGS 9.0? Bro, get better. 10.0 is the MINIMUM. What? Are you going to PLAY with the cards?

I think we went far beyond his "expertise" a long, long time ago.

Why did that person send $10 only to receive $10 back, both for the same emoji?

I came here to ask the same thing. Is it a device, a website, or a fragrance? It took me forever to figure out what the "Ion channel" was.

That looks like if 300 had a color GameBoy adaptation. I've seen less clear title screens on games that weren't trying to be scrambled.

If you go to a con, don't spend hundreds of dollars on a celebrity autograph, find an artist you like and pay them for a sketch. You will have a one of one work of art. Unless it's @danhausen.bsky.social. always pay to get Danhausen's autograph to avoid being cursed.

Each year, I pick an 80's horror icon, and he just goes off. This year was Michael or Chucky, and John's eyes lit up with the idea of Chucky.

Highlight of each @siouxpercon.bsky.social is getting a cover sketch by @bivensjohn.bsky.social

Great time at @siouxpercon.bsky.social today. Got to chat with @philhester.bsky.social @gailsimone.bsky.social @tonyfleecs.bsky.social @bivensjohn.bsky.social @danhausen.bsky.social plus others not on Bluesky. Talented and genuinely nice folks.