jp is not short for anything

Don't worry guys I sang a Panic at the Disco song in front of strangers last night and I'm normal again

I am having karaoke withdrawals

I love not doing my makeup until I go on lunch break and then gaslighting my coworkers that I've actually looked like this all day

You're so right, how foolish of me

The season is nearly upon us 😌

Out of all things to happen tonight, I never expected to hear Shimmer by Fuel live acoustic at the wine bar. For personal reasons I had to leave

my friends and I talk for hours about what it means to experience cultures outside of our own, how to find meaning and fulfillment in life while subjected to poverty, our relationship to nature, and what we want to happen to our bodies after we die. And my husband and I just kinda meow at each other

This looks incredible thank you

My husband is away for a few weeks which means I get to eat whatever I want! (In 7 days all I have consumed is 4 heads of iceberg lettuce, an entire large watermelon, and half a rotisserie chicken. I don't know how to feed myself without outside influence please send help)

CRIMINAL

I've fallen victim to my 15lb cat's zoomies

baddies in your area are wearing button up underwear haunted by century old ghosts

there's something so special about lounging around the house in a silk lingerie set from 1935

Cold sesame noodles with beef and enoki mushroom, honey ginger carrot slaw, baby corns, and quick pickled cucumber. Sriracha mayo not pictured

pan pizza with homemade crust topped with mushrooms, pesto, tomato, Italian sausage, spinach and white cheese blend

White chocolate protein cheesecake bowl with fresh strawberries and pecan chocolate chip cookie crumbles (cookies made by me also)

Pesto pasta with smoked sausage and shredded brussels sprouts. Side of garlic herb bread.

Foods I've made in my new kitchen so far (read alt text for details)

nonfat vanilla greek yog + zero sugar white chocolate instant pudding mix topped w strawberries & 1 crushed pecan coconut chip cookie

the gym girls on tiktok were right about mixing instant pudding powder into greek yogurt

It doesn't work usually

After I have a nightmare I try to force myself to go back to sleep and have a good dream to erase it.

I love my new house

Lipgloss, hand sanitizer, wallet pouch, mace, nail clipper, bottle opener, pocket knife, earbuds, keys. Tell me this isn't the modern version of a chatelaine. I love women

I'm a modern girlie, I have a bulky keychain with lots of mini tools and doodads but deep down I want a chatelaine

UNEM🅱️LOYED

she's moving back to texas (this is she)

Big congrats!! Being married is so fun you're gonna love it

I love shirts actually and want one so bad

I hate working in a vet clinic. A dog I met twice died and I've been crying for 2 days.

it's not hamburger helper. I made it from scratch. It's ground beef assistant.