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A one-star yelp review for a restaurant called "Bottega" that says "My pasta:( it fell off me plate and they didnt get me new one. please make pastas less sliper"

A one-star yelp review describing an unsatisfactory filet mignon and a forgotten margarita. The business owner has replied, clarifying that this restaurant does not serve margaritas, and thus the reviewer must be mistaken.

exploring yelp reviewers' posts has been a favorite pastime lately, especially the low-rated ones

the best part of the breakfast burrito's anatomy is undoubtedly the eggs....truly a beautiful component

once we get dms here i'm very close to jumping

I tried to use a membrane board at the office thinking it would be fine, like how hard of a preference could I have really developed, and wow it was Not Fine

i think the hideous residential construction project right behind my house which has been ongoing for nearly two years should start the impossibly loud buzzsaw earlier than 7:30am, actually. and it should probably be louder

@jack.bsky.social let him cook

literally in my bag 💕 it's leftovers though mite need to make a run

sounds good man ill be over in a few

vape thief is posting... this is truly a renaissance

oh shit nice, thank you!

sky not looking so blue all of a sudden...

the crom fuck feed is complete. see our posts, feel our power @kegel.bsky.social @alf-but-fucks.bsky.social @vapethief.bsky.social @flesh.quest
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kegel

so happy to have relapsed (playing osrs heavily again)

so happy to be smelling your colon here

I can't add myself to a mute list so it's actually not gonna work out like this 😔

I took the opportunity to pivot from MEAT_CAR to flesh.quest ..... anything is possible

It's not too late

not sure if you're already aware or have already checked it out but it looks like @skyfeed.app is supposed to be an answer to this; I haven't looked at it but you can apparently make your own feeds and it's been described as "easier", for whatever that's worth

just ate enough pumpkin seeds to give several birds gout

the boys are back in town and scurrying around as those boys love to do

mbari forever the goat

you're what every gimmick account is a mere shadow of

i thougt you were warm

you got me there

@alf-but-fucks.bsky.social it's pump time baba

screenshot of this post pointing out that it has 95 likes. way more than 30

explain this then?

@vapethief.bsky.social it's pump time baba

Suggestion: go for an elegant walk :)