Ben Visscher

My neighbor used to play the dog whistle in the Mighty Mighty Racist Undertones

My waistline thanks you for the bounty I just ordered on a whim

Maybe Dunkin Donuts should sell branded apple slicers that office workers can use to pre-portion every donut into eight uniform wedges.

I'm selling watermelon Jolly Ranchers as Adult Complete Multivitamins. My business is growing rapidly with new product offerings, actually. Some are saying I'm the Elizabeth Holmes of the medical industry.

I don't think it's hyperbole to say that the only way to ensure a free and just society for our children and grandchildren is to enact policies as soon as possible that tax billionaires out of existence, removes their influence from politics, and breaks up the companies they've consolidated.

Call of Duty Syndrome

how can we suffer these people to live among us, let alone purport to rule us? they're not just our enemies. they're an affront to the human experiment. they're hostile to all life not their own. they'd burn any number of us alive to avoid even a moment of mild discomfort. hideous

Save the leftover beans in a mason jar, keep saving bean remnants until you have enough to make a potentially mediocre pitcher of cold brew.

Kat is opposing fascism in the streets, while you carry water for them. Shame! May your printing presses crumble into dust due to disuse. Cowards!

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

Thanks x1,000 for speaking out. I hope your message reaches a bunch of disengaged people. I canvassed once for Sean Casten so we’re part of the same community. Cheers👍

Earnest delivery with righteous anger at the current state of things. I stand with Technology Connections.

These agencies are a direct, ongoing threat to the freedom, safety, and welfare of every person who lives in this country. That's it. They have to go. "But what about--" sorry we'll figure that out later. Everything is secondary to ending fascist goon squads

Sound alike they should be tried for some type of reckless endangerment, negligent homicide, attempted murder on that baby. This can’t continue. There will be a mass uprising across this country if these abuses continue. Can’t they see that?

I’m reiterating your point but it’s really fucking curious how politics isn’t a “slow process” when it comes to bombing Iranian nuclear sites, kidnapping Maduro, conquering Greenland, or unleashing masked terror squads in blue cities.

Imagine I’m posting the Neil Patrick Harris Starship Troopers “it’s afraid!”image here

Keep it up man, you and your neighbors are literally changing the world.

The whole point of corporate personhood is to eradicate people's souls by allowing them to profit from doing evil without accountability or repercussions.

This moment in history provides us with incontrovertible evidence that all the conservatives who claim to be extremely devoted to freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, and opposed to the encroachment of tyranny, are completely and totally full of shit.

It's all white supremacy and greed.

real five alarm fire when the volunteer slave catchers start killing white people in public for filming them, then retroactively call them terrorists without evidence. not a lot of time left to go about your normal lives

He was doing what many have been saying white men should be doing. He went outside to observe, he documented, he put his body on the line to protect another person and for this he was murdered by the gatekeepers of the fascist regime.

This is a hog ass country full of criminally stupid dipshits but I also don't really have somewhere else to go. So basically we have to fix it

The only way out of all this is comprehensive immigration reform, which means the only way out of this is eliminating the Senate filibuster. End of discussion. When you hear the word filibuster, think about Renee Good. About kids being detained. Don't let Senators bullshit you about this anymore.

Three Men and a Little….never mind

right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out

I would argue that the case for dismantling ICE has, at this point, virtually nothing to do with larger questions of immigration enforcement and reform, it's just clearly incompatible with a free and democratic society to maintain a secret police force with sweeping and arbitrary authority.

Troubling Mug Initials

It’s giving Maury Povich.

the europeans Fucked Around (at best quietly sat around during or at worst actively abetted our utterly lawless sponsored genocide in gaza) and now theyre Finding Out (getting the other end of the utterly lawless US stick)

We’ll need to build bigger jails to house all of these traitors.