@jerryscott.bsky.social
Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?
“Who’s gonna take away his license to kill?”
22.11.2025 16:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And it introduced us to the Al Lewis/Fred Gwynne onscreen chemistry.
20.11.2025 20:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AI should write our new national anthem, cause that “Land of the free and home of the brave” stuff ain’t cuttin’ it no more.
20.11.2025 15:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like mom, I’ll be there in spirit.
15.11.2025 15:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s Secretary Snagglepuss to you, buddy!
06.11.2025 18:28 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got a rock.
01.11.2025 01:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bathroom or a mausoleum?
31.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tell ‘em you’re the neighborhood masher and yell “Hey good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later!"
31.10.2025 13:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sacrificing us all in a vain attempt to satisfy Donny’s only little friend, Mr. 🍄.
30.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New Grawlix Sketch just dropped.
Featuring Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl ,and Rory Scovel!
Give it a spin, and share!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtvE...
Another fascist traitor doing the bidding of his Dear Leader. Wipe the brown off your lips, Braun.
27.10.2025 14:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I did my best, Colin. I think we’re gonna need a bigger MC.
26.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re gonna look great in spandex. Mask on or off?
25.10.2025 17:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There would be far less gambling if people understood how numbers work.
24.10.2025 18:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 060 Minutes is the news version of Chinese food.
24.10.2025 15:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No longer a Houstonian but I recommend you to all my old inside-the-loop friends. Houston is a big, dirty and tough town but awesome in many ways, including being home to Bill Hicks, a brave man. Break a leg.
21.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0No longer a Houstonian but I recommend you to all my old inside-the-loop friends. Houston is a big, dirty and tough town but awesome in many ways, including being home to Bill Hicks, a brave man. Break a leg.
21.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0That pumpkin-headed dipshit looks like a marionette to me. Good job hiding the strings.
17.10.2025 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Or could it be - Satan? 😈
17.10.2025 16:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’ve held this grudge since you were 10 years old? Happy birthday!
16.10.2025 20:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lookout, Darin, Sam’s got a new boy toy.
15.10.2025 22:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’ll be perfect for the role when they make the movie.
14.10.2025 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Congratulations, you’re not a computer.
11.10.2025 21:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Convention hall doors open in 5 minutes, Fred.
11.10.2025 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Legitimate law enforcement doesn’t need a mask.
10.10.2025 19:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And now it’s Secretary of War Romero. Who’d a thunk it?
10.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Senator Marshall’s wet ‘em and is due for a change.
10.10.2025 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump’s a bespoke bullshitter.
09.10.2025 15:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Edward G. Robinson had the same director for Soylent Green.
08.10.2025 19:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I bet he fell face down.
08.10.2025 16:03 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
