By that point they were getting the ape masks from party city
08.02.2026 07:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@andkelly.bsky.social
Evil liberal English professor
By that point they were getting the ape masks from party city
08.02.2026 07:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gen x gripeβback in the day I knew when I had pressed a button. Didnβt have to wait for my Atari to connect to the internet and then press another button.
26.01.2026 06:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That movie is way hotter than Seinfeld or friends.
19.01.2026 08:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I watched the move episode of Seinfeld and the condom episode of friends w my parents, and it was a little scarring
19.01.2026 02:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not like meal team six would arrest them before they ate
16.01.2026 14:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That was my entire relationship w 90210.
16.01.2026 14:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not true. The supreme is smattered, smothered, and covered.
16.01.2026 04:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Loved the watchmen comic in the 80s. Hated the movie. I liked the HBO sequel but thought it was kind of silly that the police would wear masks.
16.01.2026 04:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is anyone else a guest in their own home on YouTube? My official account has been irreparably polluted by my son. But the algorithms know the guest wants long, quiet history documentaries
09.01.2026 05:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is all your fault for unleashing the dumbest angel.
03.01.2026 07:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My love for Winona Ryder is the real deal. if she had come to make a movie in Mississippi in the early 90s, she couldβve met her soulmate and avoided a lot of heartbreak.
03.01.2026 07:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As long as you feed the cows a bunch of paper clips so that theyβll keep popping up in his shit!ππΎ
And students want to put an βa in definitely. Itβs been 35 years and Word still corrects to βdefiantlyβ! I defiantly hope I donβt shit my pants when I go out. Actually, thatβs correct either way
Underbite twins
16.12.2025 04:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Welp, Zedβs dead, baby.
14.12.2025 06:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All of these tech oligarchs have hardened villas in out of the way places in the pacific or wherever. Elon, zuck, etc. are literally trying to destroy society so they can play with their expensive bunkers and pick up the pieces after. Neal Stephenson was on all this 20 years ago in Cryptonomicon!
14.12.2025 05:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It still means that to ME!!! But black ICE I would support
13.12.2025 06:50 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I see part of a turd, a movie where there is no way to establish βreal lifeβ like the dumb problem of wool vs acrylic,i assume the rest is a turd. I like the batmans! Nolan just isnβt as smart as he thinks. And if youβre really sturgill, I saw you in Brandon, Ms, and your la woman kicked ass
13.12.2025 05:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm so glad to see someone else say that! Inception is so dumbβwhile thinking itβs smartβthat Iβve never made it past the first 30 minutes.
12.12.2025 13:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I find it difficult to believe that drunken, sadistic wife-beater Pete Hegseth passed up the chance to see two people murdered just because he said so. He was probably trying to hide his boner with his hs history textbook.
07.12.2025 02:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mr fantasticβs dumb power is perfect for putting in a car seat!! And plumbing and engine repair for that matter. So I thought that stinger was dumb. Thatβs one of three things itβs good for.
23.11.2025 02:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Underbite twins
23.11.2025 02:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βThouβ is subjective. βTheeβ is objective. Figure it out, assholes trying to sound fancy. I didnβt listen to my preacher grandfatherβs long prayers for nothing.
21.11.2025 05:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dear Winona Ryder,
I have always felt like it was space/time fault that you didnβt make a movie in Mississippi in the early 90s. You wouldβve met a young English major who was your perfect match.
Having recently watched beetlejuice beetlejuice, I can confidently say that Iβm still down to clown.
Looks pretty solid to me!
25.10.2025 02:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My BIG BRAIN conspiracy: Trump has been a Russian asset since the early 90s. The Russians also hacked the RNC in 2016, and these traitors have been messing up our country ever since.
24.10.2025 06:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bear bnb
23.10.2025 00:08 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And who is he? And I couldnβt be more certain he deserves it.
11.10.2025 22:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So are they all required to have the little Charlie Kirk quiff now?
30.09.2025 12:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am a Trump shooter truther. It was a stunt that went wrong, and then they killed the kid who did it.
14.09.2025 07:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Galatea 2.2 is the first Richard powers book I read, like, 25 years ago. I love his books but that one is starting to feel β¦uncool? Uncanny? Double plus un good?
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