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Evil liberal English professor

125 Followers  |  94 Following  |  61 Posts  |  Joined: 07.01.2025  |  1.6913

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By that point they were getting the ape masks from party city

08.02.2026 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gen x gripeβ€”back in the day I knew when I had pressed a button. Didn’t have to wait for my Atari to connect to the internet and then press another button.

26.01.2026 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That movie is way hotter than Seinfeld or friends.

19.01.2026 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched the move episode of Seinfeld and the condom episode of friends w my parents, and it was a little scarring

19.01.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not like meal team six would arrest them before they ate

16.01.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was my entire relationship w 90210.

16.01.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not true. The supreme is smattered, smothered, and covered.

16.01.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved the watchmen comic in the 80s. Hated the movie. I liked the HBO sequel but thought it was kind of silly that the police would wear masks.

16.01.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is anyone else a guest in their own home on YouTube? My official account has been irreparably polluted by my son. But the algorithms know the guest wants long, quiet history documentaries

09.01.2026 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is all your fault for unleashing the dumbest angel.

03.01.2026 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My love for Winona Ryder is the real deal. if she had come to make a movie in Mississippi in the early 90s, she could’ve met her soulmate and avoided a lot of heartbreak.

03.01.2026 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As long as you feed the cows a bunch of paper clips so that they’ll keep popping up in his shit!πŸ–•πŸΎ
And students want to put an β€œa in definitely. It’s been 35 years and Word still corrects to β€œdefiantly”! I defiantly hope I don’t shit my pants when I go out. Actually, that’s correct either way

16.12.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Underbite twins

16.12.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welp, Zed’s dead, baby.

14.12.2025 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of these tech oligarchs have hardened villas in out of the way places in the pacific or wherever. Elon, zuck, etc. are literally trying to destroy society so they can play with their expensive bunkers and pick up the pieces after. Neal Stephenson was on all this 20 years ago in Cryptonomicon!

14.12.2025 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It still means that to ME!!! But black ICE I would support

13.12.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I see part of a turd, a movie where there is no way to establish β€œreal life” like the dumb problem of wool vs acrylic,i assume the rest is a turd. I like the batmans! Nolan just isn’t as smart as he thinks. And if you’re really sturgill, I saw you in Brandon, Ms, and your la woman kicked ass

13.12.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so glad to see someone else say that! Inception is so dumbβ€”while thinking it’s smartβ€”that I’ve never made it past the first 30 minutes.

12.12.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I find it difficult to believe that drunken, sadistic wife-beater Pete Hegseth passed up the chance to see two people murdered just because he said so. He was probably trying to hide his boner with his hs history textbook.

07.12.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mr fantastic’s dumb power is perfect for putting in a car seat!! And plumbing and engine repair for that matter. So I thought that stinger was dumb. That’s one of three things it’s good for.

23.11.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Underbite twins

23.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThou” is subjective. β€œThee” is objective. Figure it out, assholes trying to sound fancy. I didn’t listen to my preacher grandfather’s long prayers for nothing.

21.11.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Winona Ryder,
I have always felt like it was space/time fault that you didn’t make a movie in Mississippi in the early 90s. You would’ve met a young English major who was your perfect match.

Having recently watched beetlejuice beetlejuice, I can confidently say that I’m still down to clown.

15.11.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks pretty solid to me!

25.10.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My BIG BRAIN conspiracy: Trump has been a Russian asset since the early 90s. The Russians also hacked the RNC in 2016, and these traitors have been messing up our country ever since.

24.10.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bear bnb

23.10.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And who is he? And I couldn’t be more certain he deserves it.

11.10.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So are they all required to have the little Charlie Kirk quiff now?

30.09.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am a Trump shooter truther. It was a stunt that went wrong, and then they killed the kid who did it.

14.09.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Galatea 2.2 is the first Richard powers book I read, like, 25 years ago. I love his books but that one is starting to feel …uncool? Uncanny? Double plus un good?

08.09.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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