Johnny Blue Skies

How do you see that?

Agree to disagree. What's an example of a smart movie to you then?

Then how can you pass judgement?

Very disappointed this is about Zac Brown Band. Lamest satanic panic ever. We used to have real actual satanic rockers. Has Zac Brown ever bit the head off a bat? Doubtful.

What the fuck? You think capitalism isn't failing us all right now? 🖕🏻

tweet reading: GAME TRAILER: “Enter a world beyond belief...” ME: “Yes” GAME TRAILER: “An adventure like never before...” ME: “YES” GAME TRAILER: “Join your friends online” ME: “I’m out”

i stand by this statement every year

Probably half of what they're charging Americans for the same game

Omg. Keep your universal healthcare if it saves me from whatever this is

I mean it depends on the job? Air traffic controller? 99.5% is way low for what's needed. Burger King order taker? 99.5 probably sets a national record

Still got the decryption wheel??? 😂

Still need more sports......

Anyone saying chicken nuggies is a fucking loser 🤷‍♂️. Sorry to be mean but I feel that strongly about it

Well of course you are. Lin Manuel Miranda wins every goddamn award 😡

I'm one of 60k. You should be too!

Spc. Sarah Beckstrom laid to rest with full military honors at W.Va. National Cemetery Spc. Sarah Beckstrom was laid to rest with full military honors Tuesday in Grafton.

Yesterday, Spc Sarah Becstrom was laid to rest in West Virginia at a VA National Cemetery.
Surprisingly none of the major major news media mention it. No flags were lower to half staff.
Well the Convicted FElon keeps the news focus on him.
www.wvva.com/2025/12/10/s...

less than a year before trump pardons him. Book it.

Bwahahahaha... America's most beloved ballpark? Seriously?

The fact that you can have 6 billion dollars and not be aware of the existence of other countries is a good argument in favour of the government confiscating 6 billion dollars from you

Another great issue. There's been at least 5-6 movies in past year I actively wanted to see in theater but the window was too short for me to accommodate it

I think you put it very succinctly and I don't know how that happens either. Attention tech culture fomented by COVID has drastically changed things.

I hate that this is routinely brought up because I love the cinema experience. But we recently saw Weapons at the theater on a Friday night and my fiancee couldn't get into it all because of the crowd being teens/loud. And I think that's a very valid and prevalent opinion

GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son

I lost my job, my kids have measles and FEMA is refusing to help my town rebuild after the flood. But at least now the Treasury won't be minting any woke quarters.

That's more of a sesame street thing. "A-Always. B.Be C. Coooookieeee"

No Sublime? Bad list

No one WANTS a pear. You might think you do until you actually try to eat it and remember how shitty pears are.

This is the sort of advertising I love. - It's not very well targeted, because it doesn't need to be. - It's not got a link to buy, or "find out more" or use promo code 10 , in order to merely be able to prove it's success - It's not pretentious or ambitious or demanding or "smart" , it's just based in the reality of the world. - It's calm, confident, noticeable, bold. - It's what it needs to be. I do wonder why we make everything so complicated. Simple isn't easy, but it's essential.

Onion ad for the National Pear Council: Just curious, when was the last time you had a pear? That long? How come?

Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

Jared Kushner is investor in Paramount’s hostile takeover bid of Warner Bros Jared Kushner’s Affinity Capital, along with the sovereign wealth funds from Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Abu Dhabi, have ‘agreed to forgo any governance rights – including board representation – associate...

And here it is. Kushner is working with the Saudis to grab CNN and make them a propaganda channel for both them and tDumpster. If we do not start doing something now, we are going to belong to all the wrong people.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

When he gets his whistle and realizes Scott was telling the truth is probably my favorite scene from the movie