@dwightslappe.bsky.social
Sometimes funny person. New liver, shredded nerves, and a face that launched a thousand ships. Cohost of Two Hotties and a Naughty. he/him
With everything going on in the world, I catch this lazy jerk pulling out of a Jimmy John’s in a Lexus.
14.08.2025 20:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A little something for everyone.
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Who likes to party?
05.08.2025 16:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doing everything we can to help the listener.
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28.07.2025 23:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just grinding away at the podcast factory.
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Out of the mouths of babes. New episodes every Monday. Full shows on YouTube! #funny #comedy #parenting #fantasticfour #kids
21.07.2025 14:49 — 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0From Episode 13: You’re Gonna Want Those Stars. Full show wherever you get your podcasts. Full video episodes on YouTube!
14.07.2025 15:43 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Look at this monster.
05.07.2025 21:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This was fun. Pretty sure I nailed it in one.
24.06.2025 15:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
RIP Brian Wilson, Shortenin’ Bread’s #1 Fan
11.06.2025 17:00 — 👍 591 🔁 134 💬 4 📌 8Please support our important work. Western civilization is at stake.
09.06.2025 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Keeping it clean. #funny #comedy #bidetlife #clean
06.06.2025 22:19 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0*Death Star destroys Alderaan*
Democrats: both sides need to tone down the rhetoric
Processing rage from episode 7. #comedy #funny #rage #rubberman #summer
02.06.2025 15:17 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Taking a road trip with your imaginary fancy dad. #funny #comedy #roadtrip #summer
30.05.2025 20:47 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Full video episodes are available on our YouTube channel. Get the audio wherever you get podcasts. #arbys #funny
27.05.2025 19:21 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Can someone photoshop Chris Farley welcoming George Wendt into a heaven made of glowing kielbasa? Thanks in advance.
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Episode 4, “May is Hotdog Weather”, is out now! Full show now available on YouTube. youTube.com/2hotties1naughty
12.05.2025 23:29 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Our first 3 episodes are available now! Listen and subscribe
06.05.2025 01:17 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Episode 3 is out, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Listen as we discuss condiments, papal conclaves, and nosy neighbors. Find us wherever you get quality podcasts!
05.05.2025 17:54 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0This is my podcast, which means it’s probably pretty good.
28.04.2025 18:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Share a bad guy from the 80s!
28.04.2025 04:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
I worked on this story for 3+ months — hope you’ll read it!
31.03.2025 16:38 — 👍 6 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0Trying to watch Landman when two characters just put Hot Pockets straight from the box, into the microwave, in the plastic, sitting on top of the sleeves. This is an assault on the food of my people.
19.02.2025 02:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0West Virginia is heavily reliant on federal funding. A freeze in that funding would no doubt hurt many in the state and threaten jobs.
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