Matthew Guest

Chef’s kiss. 🤌🏻

#PamBondiOversight

Nicole Whitted nails it.

And has and occasionally still does. 😀

Had we jumped a boar, he never would’ve stood a chance. 🙂

Dutch late night TV has its take

I have read Trump’s “war department” EO.

This is nothing. He changed nothing. He added pretend secondary titles with no power under the law.

He will make the government spend hundreds of millions for vanity labeling purposes.

If you’re in the media and you don’t harp on that, you’re failing.

Now, I know a lot of y’all are trying to figure out who this gamer kid “Big Balls” is.
Well for starters, you may know him by his given name, which is pronounced “JUSSIE SMOLLETT.”

The gymnastics that they will perform to stay with him after this will be of the Simone Biles level.
Besides Trump, Boomers and MAGA people love them a child trafficking conspiracy. This one actually has the weight of some truth.

Man, I wish I lived in a world where I could still feel outrage that our second term President had no clue that the people of Liberia (a former US colony!) spoke english. Instead it’s like, “Oh yeah. Trump doesn’t read. That’s adorable. So, returning to his ongoing criminal actions…”

It’s important that he understand what a clown we all see him to be, under that gaudy gold hat he just placed over his own head.🤡

Actual thing that happened, verified. TOP. MEN.

This guy just denied that he thought of himself as a king, while using the royal “We”.

"I never thought the leopards would eat my face!” sobs woman who cast her vote for the candidate of the Face-Eating Leopards Party.

Cold and distant, then? Heard!

The President of the United States posted this last night.

This goes beyond stupidity and goes to full-on psychosis.

I actually decided to make someone in the world happy by acknowledging a win for them. Please understand that I’m not here to pick fights or argue. I decided to delete so that I wouldn’t keep getting contentious responses. But rather than dirty delete, I signed off. Not a flounce, I promise.

I tell you what: you can take the W.
I’m deleting my post.
Great job.

I tell you what: you can take the W.
I’m deleting my post.
Great job.

I tell you what: you can take the W.
I’m deleting my post.
Great job.

Perhaps you haven’t run across these persons. It must be nice.
It’s just an irritating myth which doesn’t seem to die.

But I bet she aced the Walk & Turn test and the One Leg Stand test.

That’s me. I mean, they misspelled “Cis”, but i appreciate the shoutout nonetheless.

You guys.
Amanda is so incredibly petty, and I’m here for it.
She every week recites Trump’s newsworthy failures in a voice which makes her a concert virtuoso of schadenfreude.
www.instagram.com/amandasmildt...

This is beginning to look like Russia’s rash of critics clumsily falling out of upstairs windows.

Our hearts go out to Vera.

People claiming “8647” is equivalent to calling for an assassination are telling on themselves that they never worked in food service. “86” just means to stop working on a menu item and take no more orders for it. Basically: “Get rid of it.”
We 86’d 37 without violence.