Dusk 🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

Not true- flowering plants did not evolve until the Cretaceous period, into the age of Dinosaurs

Who wants to split this fuckin epic burg with me

Cocaine if they have any

so halo is coming to PlayStation?

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the part about that “i love hitler” groupchat is that it’s not surprising that all young republicans are nazis, this is just the average rightwinger these days. they’re all extremists who love every extreme position possible and everyone needs to realize that

purple kei truck with hot wheels esque flame livery. a guy is driving it kinda smirking and has a woman in the passenger seat. interestingly it's a left hand drive

I wasn't married but I am now. Women love the vehicle.

watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily

Flawless

discovering insane edits recently

this is a state sponsored terrorist operation being laid out on an american and every one in ICE needs to be treated as if they are terrorists after trumps regime is over

Do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful

Motherfucker is literally the alternative facts brand

Except this time a Republican just stole the election

Drawing of Little My, a small girl in a red dress, sliding down a hill. She is drawn by Tove Jansson from the Moomin series. The text reads: "WHEN you're angry, then you're angry," thought Little My, peeling her potato with her teeth. "Sometimes you have to be angry. Every little creature has the right to get angry."

you have a right to be angry

my friend busts through my door shouting “IT'S TRASH BOYS TUESDAY FUCKER!!” he continues “Grab your gun and tuck your penis, it's gonna be a wild ni-“ hes cut off by me saying “I can't do a Trash Boys Tuesday. I have work.” hes stricken with grief “But... But it's trash boys tuesday...”

It's a red text post that says: (transgender woman being denied at basketball tryouts, but it's the same town where Air Bud took place) come on coach you know me, playing nationals is my dream! (coach) sorry kid, "biological advantages" and all that. maybe if you were a dog things could be different, but.. (trans woman, cautiously getting down on all fours and looking up) okay okay so wait. uhhhm, like,.. woof? (coach, visibly excited) SOMEBODY GET THIS BITCH A JERSEY NOW!!

blowing past expectations by miraculously remembering to post here a third time in one week

Relatable

Dunkin’ Announces They No Longer Have Heart To Charge People For Such Depressing Meals CANTON, MA—Stressing that whatever garbage they have on their menu couldn’t possibly be better than what Americans had at home, Dunkin’ officials announced Monday that they no longer have the heart to...

First time since I've worked here where I read a headline and immediately thought "Oh this one's about me 100%."

the revival of the onion video team has made some incredible videos in the last year but this might be the best yet