Ümlaut

You get it

“Matcha tastes like air that has already been breathed” - @umlaut.bsky.social

You can have all my matcha 💙

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

They should invent a new kind of economics where it doesn't

“I don’t care if the penis has a hat!” - @eenyuwolf.bsky.social

Heaven forbid they stop harming people for five minutes and fix something.

@MorePerfectUS U.S. billionaires reached a record breaking $7.6 trillion in wealth as of September 2025, an increase of $4.7 trillion in the less than eight years. Most of that wealth hasn’t been taxed and won’t be taxed under our current system — per @4TaxFairness .

This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them

@corginzola.bsky.social

Right? So much better than it has any right to be.

I forgot about Murderbot! Hearty second!

Andor
Severance
Dandadan
Apothecary Diaries
Frieren
Great British Bakeoff
Great Pottery Throwdown
Bodies
Dark
Is it Cake

Damn, those leopards have been practicing their aim

I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture

if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you

It's lightly-concealed gambling and you shouldn't.

Found out my medical insurance thinks I’m “a male”. So that’s fun.

Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton?????

A:

Every trans person who comes out in this hostile climate is living proof that truth beats fear.

When I see people online, even in jest, suggest that people living in Republican-controlled states should be abandoned because of their politicians, I feel a deep heartache. New York CREATED Donald Trump and none of y’all are ever talk about it the way you disparage Alabama or Mississippi.

Ah so they had to manufacture a use-case for this bullshit to justify it to themselves. Got it.

The trolls start coming and they don't stop coming
Click on the dots and I hit the block button
Didn't make sense not to mute them too
It was their own fault for buying Twitter Blue
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with curating your own feed?
You'll never know if they don't show

What does that even mean?

FINISHED MY LAST COMMISSION NOW I CAN DO WEIRD STUFF WAHOO

I am very normal and my brain is downright typical.

You'll never read all the good books, hear all the good music, see all the good shows. If a favorite artist turns out to be yet another person indifferent to others' humanity, continue walking– through the infinite galleries of human creation, to sit with new favorites you'd otherwise not have found

Conservatives getting mad that del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN is too critical of the doctor and too sympathetic to the monster is the kind of shit that doesn't even play as a joke. It's too stupid to laugh at.

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