Throughput: Nuclear Moon
11.08.2025 22:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@trumwill.bsky.social
Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times
I guarantee you that is not where I thought this story was going to end.
11.08.2025 12:28 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Further proof that not enough people watched TimeTrax: None of the AI models are named SELMA.
11.08.2025 16:26 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 2 π 1Chantix works for smoking similar to how Semaglutide works for weight loss, except (at least arguably with much worse side effects, but there was almost no campaign against it on the basis that it was taking the easy way out.
11.08.2025 04:56 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My genius plan:
I need to use the bathroom but also need to call AT&T to possibly end up on hold.
Plan: Call AT&T, be put on hold, go to bathroom. That is almost certain to make sure that hold time ends right when I close the bathroom door.
Bob Boone was like straight out of central casting for an MLB manager and never had any success, while Aaron Boone looks to me like somebody who pretends to like sports to get along better with his coworkers.
10.08.2025 18:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She was sick the whole flight, but the woman was very patient with her.
And that's the story of when Mom was eight and she met Eleanor Roosevelt. /fin
Mom was getting plane-sick and the woman asked if she was okay. She nodded yes but continued to look sick. The women knew sick when she saw it and got a bag which Mom promptly vomited into. 2/
10.08.2025 18:12 β π 20 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0STORY OF THE DAY, from Mom:
When Mom was eight, she flew alone for the first time. Because of some family connection to the airlines she got to sit in front in First Class. There was an older woman sitting next to her. 1/
White people: The American Indian longs to live in permanent stasis.
The first American Indian to see a gun: Time to get strapped, boys.
Saturday Morning Gaming: Meat and Potatoes Tower Defense
09.08.2025 20:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They are good in sandwiches, I'll give you that.
09.08.2025 17:11 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't Ruffles have all that?
09.08.2025 17:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This way I know if someone steals my screenshot!
(Actually I accidentally rotated it a bit and couldn't figure out how to fix it.)
Lays are fine to dip but too weak to scoop.
09.08.2025 17:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't really know why Lays chips exist. Don't get me wrong, I'll eat them if they're there. But who looks at Lays, Ruffles, Pringles, Fritos, and Doritos and thinks "I want the bland flat ones?"
09.08.2025 16:26 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0... wut
09.08.2025 16:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Can you bring it out of the Apple ecosystem? Run it on other MP3-playing apps? (I've never owned Apple products so I don't know how it works.)
09.08.2025 16:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I thought iTunes was MP3 downloads these days?
09.08.2025 15:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Middle-Aged African-American home nurses seem to be a rather conservative lot.
09.08.2025 14:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My uncle, a retired Episcopal priest, says that the worst, most degrading thing about Trump is how he licenses all of us, his haters every bit as much as his sycophants, to be our worst selves.
09.08.2025 12:44 β π 60 π 12 π¬ 7 π 2Kind of wish a lot of these people could have gotten their comeuppance without destroying it for the rest of us .
09.08.2025 13:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Major League Rugby Bullish About Rugby In U.S. Despite Clubs Folding
09.08.2025 02:26 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Is this legit? Because it feels like it was cooked in a lab to confirm all my biases and priors.
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