Michael Beckwith - Victorian Dark Helmet

AI doesn't make you better at doing anything.

I’m down for the sexy time, but these pants don’t unzip until you’ve answered the riddles three…

I think he was abducted and replaced with an alien stand-in :P

… and he SERVED ✨

Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

weeeeird

I'd call him a dumbfuck, but I don't want to insult actual dumbfucks by comparing him to them.

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Today I learned that NASA has a collection of free ebooks that can be downloaded as pdfs or ebub format.

The science books even include a children’s section with fun activites and coloring books!

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best delivery of the line "smoothie" ever.

@spiteri316.bsky.social you scanning everything you can find in every room you enter in fear of 1 chance only things?

I favorite because I get that reference.

Paul Dano didn't give the performance of a lifetime as Pet Sounds-era Brian Wilson in Love and Mercy (2014) for this kind of slander to be made.

I'm Worf and welcome to Klingon Jackass. This is bat'leth circumcision.

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination

Same with us over in Eastern South Dakota.

The Somali community was well-established in Minnesota when I lived there in the late ‘90s and early aughts. The vitriol being directed at them is just as dangerous as any attack on any other group would be. Turning people against their neighbors only hurts communities.

I see what games you mashed up there.

What a snowflake.

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.

you've seen the light!

Dano is wildly underappreciated.

First thing on every undocumented worker’s mind upon arriving in the United States: use a huge stockpile of cash to make a down payment and lock into a 30-year mortgage.

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You're the maker space creator now

The David and Victoria Beckham meme in four panels. 1. Victoria Beckham, but an image has been super imposed that says: "Your items have shipped." 2. David poking his head in the door and saying, "Be honest" 3. Victoria, with an image super imposed that says: "Label created." 4. David saying, "Thank you."

every time

Another good episode.