Jack Charnista

I cannot fucking believe how the show went out with a whimper.

It was perfect until Elizabeth was shot. I’m still sick inside.

Nice

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THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE. I'M THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT.WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO CHICK-CHICKY-BOOM, CHICK-CHICKY BOOM YESSIR, I'M CUBAN PETE. I'M THE CRAZE OF MY NATIVE STREET. WHEN I START TO DANCE, EVERYTHING GOES CHICK-CHICKY-BOOM, CHICK-CHICKY BOOM
THE SEÑORITAS THEY SING AND THEY SWING WITH

🤣yes exactly. I can hear his voice.

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Ok assholes. I suppose I should get some work done.

Behave yourselves.

This is how history plays out now. Someone says something tongue-in-cheek, and some asshole goes “Hey! That’s a great idea.”

The cycle from Onion Headline to reality used to be 10 years. Now we’re down to 12 hours.

The right kind of curmudgeon.

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Cookie sulking because we won’t let him out because it’s minus fuckty-four degrees Celsius outside.

The softball interviews will continue until far-right extremism is normalized.

This is how history plays out now. Someone says something tongue-in-cheek, and some asshole goes “Hey! That’s a great idea.”

The cycle from Onion Headline to reality used to be 10 years. Now we’re down to 12 hours.

Society is self-parodying. It’s a wonder comedians are still employed.

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I collect laptop bags, thinking this next one will finally keep me organized when I’m on the road.

Nope. I get home, dump it out on the floor and wonder why I can’t put something back in the compartment or pocket I took it from.

And the used tissues and granola crumbs. It’s disgusting.

I know it's a problem in all areas of discourse, but it never ceases to amaze me how people with NO experience with sex work, no relevant studies, no advocacy work, haven't given it a moment's thought in their lives are somehow convinced they know what's best for sex workers.

"Well I saw this documentary narrated by an actress once and... " SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO SEX WORKERS.

Lady Espanya makes the best snickerdoodles.

That alone was reason enough to put a ring on her finger.

As the saying goes, Adam Smith is the most quoted and least read author in history.

If we actually did capitalism, it would look nothing like what we got now.

Jesus Fuck-Me-In-the-Goat-Ass Christ

The Kirks are heroes.

But investigating crimes and collecting, like, evidence is hard dude. It’s like you’re saying that’s their job.

What a gigantic dipshit. He’s even worse than I imagined.

This is how far things have shifted. Starmer and Thatcher would probably be pals. She might even go “wow dude, easy does it.”

THEY UPROOTED THE FUCKING OLIVE TREES.

Talk about adding insult to injury.

If everyone’s comfortable with the ginger fur coat I’ve worn underneath my clothes since I was 14, I’ll do it.

Who could have foreseen this?

Capitalists love the idea of competition as long as they don’t have to compete.

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Poor guy looks like he’s aged 25 years in the last 3.5.