rosephile

no excuses, you could have had them intravenously

I can’t remember the context, only being about to go somewhere in LA and being told, ”but it’s RAINING” by someone, aghast

56 weeks down, 152* to go…

*hopefully

is anyone sitting at the airport to try to see if goons are actually leaving?

I think of him as “chiklet teeth”…forgive me if I’ve forgotten how the square gum is supposed to be spelled

I don’t like soccer but I may have to go to this bar anyway

exactly. at “least” the chicago pd seems to do this to gang members instead of random people (as if that’s much improvement)

regular cops do that too sometimes, I have heard of it being common in chicago

ugh

*cbp, dammit

idk, busy at work but I’ll believe it when I see it

WHAT

just got a call from a vendor wondering if the shop was accessible because they saw something about “shelter in place” in the area … ?

I have to say variations of “this person needs to talk to a penis“ less and less frequently as years pass, and even with the young faschy male asshole influencers, I think the trend will continue because those assholes don’t know anything about cars. time will tell, I suppose.

“squishy” noised audi has a noisy front left strut top

my boss said the local grocery store is bursting with valentine’s balloons and I told him to watch out for cpb lasers

you are seen. thank you. you’re in a noble fight, try to keep your spirits up

I didn’t learn that story until his funeral. it hits hard

wanna see people flying? snowboarding half pipe on usa now. it’s just qualifying (boys) but calming and fun to watch

*$50k, ha

no, we just knew about her dropping some trump legal thing in exchange for $50 to her campaign

*individuals

it’s only polite to talk to your pets, it shows you respect them as individual, not objects

I believe it’s a prius and an odyssey, if you’re going to be picky

that poor person in the prius D:
intent to kill, there

are you eating ice cream, or are you super mad you weren’t given any (like george costanza)?

sure! it could be anything! but it’s probably the air suspension and you need new struts.

lolll, dude wants to know how much his undiagnosed suspension issue will cost on his mercedes before the car is looked at. I’m not falling into that trap, buster. I told him it’s probably air suspension and a couple thousand but he kept wanting me to tell him it could be a sensor instead.

Well said

having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood