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Autistic, nerd, socialist, space enjoyer, Bluesky edlrich horror.

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Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

12.02.2026 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4749    ๐Ÿ” 849    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
Rep Shri Thanedar qt of the RNC tweet:

Rep. Omar: "In Somalia they execute pedophiles"
MAGA: "She's calling for them to execute President Trump!"
This is over a bart Simpson gif with caption โ€œwhat an odd thing to sayโ€

Rep Shri Thanedar qt of the RNC tweet: Rep. Omar: "In Somalia they execute pedophiles" MAGA: "She's calling for them to execute President Trump!" This is over a bart Simpson gif with caption โ€œwhat an odd thing to sayโ€

Rep Thanedarโ€™s qt! ๐Ÿ˜‚

12.02.2026 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 185    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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absolutely *incredible* scenes on vichy twitter

12.02.2026 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2132    ๐Ÿ” 258    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*.

12.02.2026 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14529    ๐Ÿ” 7249    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 493    ๐Ÿ“Œ 276

The short story of the 21st century in the United States is that out of malice or cowardice or some combination of both, every presidency contributed to building and expanding a federal secret police of goons and thugs, despite clear warning and obvious abuses, until we got to this point.

12.02.2026 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1221    ๐Ÿ” 307    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Idaho families sue over immigration raid that swept up hundreds, including U.S. citizens About 400 people, including children and U.S. citizens, were detained for four hours while they were denied food and water in the raid, according to the lawsuit.

Scenarios like this were the stuff of fever dreams and panicked pronouncements about the emergency powers granted in the wake of 9/11, and now this joins "daylight executions" and "child as bait" as just one of the horrors ICE has done under a second Trump term.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

12.02.2026 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 142    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get in losers weโ€™re doing central planning without the planning

11.02.2026 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1991    ๐Ÿ” 370    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Abolishing ICE without also dismantling DHS would be like excising the symptom while leaving the malignancy in place.

12.02.2026 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Mason @realMasonMohon : 1h

You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you donโ€™t understand marriage

Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites - ih

The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting.

Mason @realMasonMohon - 23m

Apologies for misunderstanding. As Iโ€™m sure you know, many others use it to represent something else

Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites

I also suck dick

Mason @realMasonMohon : 1h You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you donโ€™t understand marriage Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites - ih The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting. Mason @realMasonMohon - 23m Apologies for misunderstanding. As Iโ€™m sure you know, many others use it to represent something else Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites I also suck dick

12.02.2026 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7310    ๐Ÿ” 1491    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 60

I don't know if it's really clear, outside of coverage of Mpls and pockets of organizing elsewhere, that hundreds of thousands of people are actively and at every level of society fighting our government as it abducts and imprisons and torments our neighbors.

12.02.2026 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2220    ๐Ÿ” 626    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Homeland Security Secretary to be at border Thursday in San Diego Kristi Noem, the U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security, is expected to be at the border in San Diego County on Thursday morning for a news conference.

Kristi Noem is going to hold a press conference at the Otay Mesa concentration camp in San Diego on Thursday

12.02.2026 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 156    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Local police aid ICE by tapping school cameras amid Trumpโ€™s immigration crackdown Local police assisted federal immigration agents by repeatedly searching school cameras that record license plate numbers, data show

New reporting shows local police are tapping school security cameras and license-plate reader systems to assist federal immigration enforcement, raising serious concerns about student privacy and surveillance.

Read more here:

11.02.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

And hereโ€™s the absurdity of calling the police on ICE. Youโ€™re calling their backup.

12.02.2026 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 541    ๐Ÿ” 231    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

if you're still mad about her calling out Biden for his murderous complicity you need to fucking get over it and speed up the part where you accept she was right and you were wrong

12.02.2026 06:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The English have some very good words for the likes of Pam Bondi. Words like ghastly, and horrid, and cunt.

History will damn her. Her and all of them who sold their souls to a bankrupt criminal pedophile rapist moron who shits himself.

12.02.2026 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 142    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Platforms limiting or halting withdrawals is reminiscient of the 2022 crypto crash, when falling crypto prices exposed crypto firms that had been engaging in highly risky or sometimes illegal behavior.

12.02.2026 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1040    ๐Ÿ” 240    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

11.02.2026 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8747    ๐Ÿ” 2958    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 132

Steve Jobs had the most treatable form of pancreatic cancer around and he refused conventional treatments which he admitted at the time of his death cost him is life. I'm BEGGING you not to use celebrities who only reveal tiny bits of their medical diagnosis to make a larger point about society

12.02.2026 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2108    ๐Ÿ” 370    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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On Tuesday Feb 10th, 2026, I was wrongfully terminated from my position at Sheri's Ranch for union activity.

unitedbworkers.com

Support #UnitedBWorkers #UnitedBrothelWorkers

12.02.2026 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 233    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

A take: Pam Bondi could literally have said: โ€œYou people donโ€™t know who youโ€™re fucking with. President Trump could have you all killed tomorrow and it would mean nothing to him, nothing!โ€ and we would still be exactly where we are right now.

12.02.2026 07:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 164    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sex workers at Pahrump brothel are unionizing, alleging unfair contracts and conditions - The Nevada Independent In the last week, the brothel has fired three workers who challenged a new contract that they say is unfair. Lawyers have filed an injunction with the federal labor board.

๐ŸŒŸ Sex workers at Sheriโ€™s Ranch, a legal brothel in Pahrump, Nevada, are unionizing with the Communications Workers of America @cwaunion.bsky.social

Last week, management fired several pro-union workersโ€”including the unionโ€™s primary organizer, Jupiter Jetson
thenevadaindependent.com/article/sex-...

12.02.2026 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1691    ๐Ÿ” 464    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 67
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Greg Bovino congratulated Border Patrol agent who shot US citizen five times - US politics live Victim was accused of trying to ram agents with her vehicle, but case was dismissed after video evidence showed federal agent had steered his vehicle into hers

Holy fuck this is horrific and utterly repulsive to any sense of constitutional government, law, due process, and basic human decency.

We must destroy ICE et al.* & smash fascism.

*border patrol, etc, most or all of DHSโ€ฆ

11.02.2026 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

so wait el paso airspace got shut down in a turf war over DOD letting the worst racists in the government drunk drive a laser cannon

12.02.2026 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 739    ๐Ÿ” 110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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NEW: โ€œCBS Evening Newsโ€ producer Alicia Hastey sends a bombshell farewell note:

Stories are โ€œevaluated not just on their journalistic merit but on whether they conform to a shifting set of ideological expectations.โ€

12.02.2026 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10516    ๐Ÿ” 3743    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 248    ๐Ÿ“Œ 229
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Autistic womanโ€™s support network consists of friends doing equally badly An autistic womanโ€™s social support mostly comes from people who are just as fucked as she is, eyewitnesses have said. Paige Thomas, 29, has reportedly formed a network of people she can lean on inโ€ฆ

Thomas said: โ€œItโ€™s really balanced. I advise my friends on their current personal disasters, they advise me on mine, and everyoneโ€™s happy. Well, nobodyโ€™s happy, thatโ€™s sort of the point.โ€

11.02.2026 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 184    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Inspiring! Aspie Supremacists prove autistics can still eugenics with the best of them A group of autistic people calling themselves Aspie Supremacists have been praised as โ€œinspirationalโ€ for proving that eugenics can be for everyone, it has been reported. Aspie Supremacists, whoโ€ฆ

Aspie Supremacists, who believe their brand of autism makes them superior to both neurotypicals and other autistics, have attracted praise from autism experts, who have branded their worldview โ€œadorableโ€.

11.02.2026 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 141    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Autistic woman playing hard to get holds off texting crush for agonising four minutes An autistic woman attempting to appear cool and unattainable has reportedly restrained herself from texting her crush for an agonising four minutes (if you round up from three minutes 51 seconds).ย โ€ฆ

Miya Wilkes, 26, put a number of measures in place to ensure she didnโ€™t send a dreaded double text to Aidan Michaels, 29 โ€“ all of which she promptly ignored.

11.02.2026 10:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 100    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Jim Ratcliffe accused of hypocrisy after saying UK โ€˜colonisedโ€™ by immigrants Manchester United co-owner, who lives in Monaco, faces growing backlash for using โ€˜far-right narrativesโ€™

This might be new for you but not for me, Ratcliffe is a bottom feeder whose petrochemical business only makes economic sense because of millions of taxpayer handouts

The man is Britainโ€™s largest sponge, and doesnโ€™t have the IQ to even realise it www.theguardian.com/business/202...

12.02.2026 09:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AI researchers are sounding the alarm on their way out the door | CNN Business โ€œThe world is in peril,โ€ warned the former head of Anthropicโ€™s Safeguards Research team as he headed for the exit. A researcher for OpenAI, similarly on the way out, said that the technology has โ€œa po...

Anthropicโ€™s head of safety resigned and you can imagine the NDA has sanitised this.

The world is in danger, not because of AI, but because of finance and governmentsโ€™ belief in these Magic 8 balls has racked up trillions in our businessesโ€™ debt edition.cnn.com/2026/02/11/b...

12.02.2026 09:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The great thing about cash is I can't accidentally give you more of it then I have lol.

12.02.2026 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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