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@slightlylyons.bsky.social

Autistic, nerd, socialist, space enjoyer, Bluesky edlrich horror.

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How many candidates who lost a presidential election went on to win one?

25.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

militarized federal agents tear-gassed chicago’s irving park neighborhood *twice* this morning before 10:30 a.m.

agents are active and have been abducting people, including reportedly a u.s. citizen.

the dhs helicopter that was earlier circling waukegan has made its way to the west side.

25.10.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Gaza has no electricity, is dark, its roads are destroyed, there is no transportation, there are no homes, there is no water, everything is at an astronomical price, and the crossings are closed.

25.10.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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CNN confirms that multiple sources suggest Graham Platner knew his tattoo was a Nazi symbol years prior to launching his campaign β€” and is now blatantly lying about it.

www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...

24.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1541    πŸ” 524    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 288

I'm thinking of all the bros (and they were indeed *all* bros) who've been yelling about 'big tents' and 'purity tests'. It was never not going to end up here, and if you didn't see it coming you don't get to lecture me about political acumen

25.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

As a reminder, when Biden announced student loan forgivenessβ€”based upon a statute passed by Congress which explicitly said the President could do exactly thatβ€”Douthat called it "semi-Caesarist" because it was done "without consulting Congress."

25.10.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4148    πŸ” 1095    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 25
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JESUS CHRIST DUDE

25.10.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2050    πŸ” 240    πŸ’¬ 215    πŸ“Œ 168

Going to start telling suburban truck guys that my culture is not your costume

Conversely it is pretty funny to show up to the farmer functions in my Ford Fusion

25.10.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

How about we compromise with The Epstein Ballroom Brought To You By His Dear Friend Donald Trump

25.10.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 589    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 3

Mike Johnson has a humiliation kink and frankly it’s fucked up that he’s making us all participate in it without our consent.

25.10.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

A billion dollars is the socio-economic equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work to prevent the acquisition of the former with the same urgency and ruthlessness we use to prevent the acquisition of the latter.

25.10.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 540    πŸ” 173    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5

Unfortunately for these junior officers, they will *have* to be punished if law and order ever returns to our government. There's no point in saying "you are not to obey illegal orders" if we let people get away with it.

25.10.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 325    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

Straight up driving around gassing neighborhoods on a Saturday morning

25.10.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜It’s Got to Be an Inside Job’: Jewelry Thieves Weigh In on Louvre Heist

Subject matter experts weigh in: β€œHis advice to the thieves?
Get out of France if they have not done so already. Although traveling by airplane is a risky proposition, Mr. Lawton said, there are ways to smuggle jewels…
β€œIt’s called suitcasing,” he said. β€œIt’s when you hide something in your rectum.”

25.10.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

This is month 3 of her indicating a potential run for office that's not California Governor and maybe it's about time she got active in the movement against fascism NOW?

25.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Ah, locals mention the federal court order here, which also requires agents to wear some identification.

Also, quite an image in here: masked, fully-geared-out DHS agents getting screamed at in a residential neighborhood by some dude who is barefoot and in pajama pants.

25.10.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1641    πŸ” 561    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 31
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Border patrol agents deployed tear gas on the 3700 block of North Kildare where residents say a landscape worker, a resident, and a woman on a bike were detained. Video from a resident.

25.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 928    πŸ” 473    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 99

Not worried about military operations around Venezuela. Tulsi Gabbard is in the admin and she is a staunch opponent of "regime change wars." I was also born at 9 am yesterday.

24.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1624    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 4
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Great moments in book design, Marvel Comics edition.

24.10.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4

MEDICARE 2026:

The projected Medicare Part B premium for 2026 is $206.50 per month, which is an increase of $21.50 from the 2025 premium of $185.

The 2026 Medicare Part B deductible (which is ONLY covered by Supplements C & F) the Trustees Report projects that it will be $288 up from $257 in 2025.

25.10.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6
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Let’s make Rudra’s birthday wish come true. Register to vote by 11:59pm tonight!

zohranfornyc.com/register

25.10.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1823    πŸ” 415    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 19

The plagiarism machine that’s mostly wrong and consumes lakes would like you to get a low flow toilet

25.10.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 388    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

β€œDon’t want to lose SNAP? Tell the Dems to reopen the government!”

SNAP assistance gets cut in the big beautiful bill too.

Healthcare is slashed as well.

They’re withholding food for 40 million Americans to try and force the Dems to sign off on cutting food AND healthcare!

24.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3476    πŸ” 1168    πŸ’¬ 226    πŸ“Œ 75
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Witchfinder General now qualified as autism assessor A Witchfinder General has reportedly revealed he is now qualified to diagnose autism – without having undergone any additional training. Lucas Fletcher, 52, has been commended for the speed and…

Lucas Fletcher, 52, has been commended for the speed and accuracy of his assessments, working faster than most psychologists; he routinely sees over 50 patients a day, and is rumoured to be able to smell the miasma of neurodivergence at a hundred paces.

25.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Dozens Of Alaska Airlines Flights Canceled After IT Outage Triggers Ground Stop The airline said it was restoring operations after an IT outage, but acknowledged that it had resulted in multiple cancellations.

The airline said it was restoring operations after an IT outage, but acknowledged that it had resulted in multiple cancellations.

24.10.2025 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 590    πŸ” 168    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 8
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Bond yields reverse higher. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

#CPI
abcnews.go.com/Business/inf...

24.10.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 686    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 12

When I make myself God-Emperor it will be illegal to let someone pick a window seat that doesn’t have a window without telling them first

24.10.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
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β€˜We’ll march as many times as necessary’: Peru’s youth protesters defy state of emergency Rapper shot dead by police becomes symbol of resistance in Peru, amid wave of gen Z rallies sweeping the world

Worldwide solidarity <3

25.10.2025 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m good with my taxes subsidizing social welfare for people who can’t afford food.

I’m enraged with my taxes subsidizing corporate welfare to businesses that won’t pay a living wage.

25.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 12462    πŸ” 3402    πŸ’¬ 226    πŸ“Œ 140

Almost every major news story this week is about how the entire economy is now gambling, scams, bribes and theft.

24.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 24109    πŸ” 5067    πŸ’¬ 782    πŸ“Œ 363

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