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You can call me Jorseph

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Yeah Anderson fucked that whole run up

15.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the driver had to throw his race suit and helmet in the bin because they were so soaked in kangaroo, which you have to say is less than ideal

15.02.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I don't think he's really that good, more that he is in the best plate car and he has the most experience running up front.

He's never done shit in drafting races in Cup

14.02.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ARCA OT rules suck

14.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks good for a corpse

14.02.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who the fuck is that

14.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah you're right. It's silly.

14.02.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They should come out with a praying book

14.02.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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New foster has arrived. Meet Benny.

14.02.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It'll be a Corolla

14.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LET'S SEE THE DONK

14.02.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am. And watching Bluey.

14.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lame

14.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's crazy how they did a whole RAM show, started a five truck team, and one of the man guy goes "Hahaha I've never even watched a truck race before."

14.02.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What did I miss?

13.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When I go to order a chili cheese burrito at Taco Bell and they said they can't make them anymore

13.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel the same whenever I see someone's name is Kyle and its not you

13.02.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No pressure

13.02.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the benefits of the shift in societal discourse over the past decade is the conformation of my theory that a significant proportion of people use religion to absolve themselves as being hurtful, terrible individuals

13.02.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He probably shits himself when he has a wet dream

13.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suck it Lajoie

13.02.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is the 3 on the 36 different than the 38 or am I seeing things?

13.02.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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This showed up in the mail today and I never got an email it shipped

12.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Next foster pup looks like a baby cow

11.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mason Fleischauer (#06, background) beats Chris Burk (#66) to the line by inches in the We're Sad Carl's Not Here 200 at Atlanta.

Mason Fleischauer (#06, background) beats Chris Burk (#66) to the line by inches in the We're Sad Carl's Not Here 200 at Atlanta.

@varcracing.com - National Series VII - Atlanta

New season, new paints, new drivers, Nat'l Series giving on Day 1. Got stuck in traffic and fell down the board and then... a couple good breaks. The damn Kid got me at the line on the G/W/C to steal a T5. Best non-super finish in a year.

S: P9
F: P6

11.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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@varcracing.com Position Heat Map for Race 1 - Atlanta

11.02.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Alcohol

11.02.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@varcracing.com Race 1 - Atlanta

Me: Start P8, Finish P25 - The Boy: Start P6, Finish P5

Best oval start for me, ran Top 5, dropped back after snapping lose, making my way back up and then wrecked. Story of my life.

The Boy does his usual thing and ends up with a Top 5.

11.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that's the end goal honestly

11.02.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You imply I am successful in other disciplines and this is not true

11.02.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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