Icetear (Voltz) 🏳️‍⚧️

I've said it once and I'll say it again, whoever labeled stardew valley as a relaxing cozy farming sim is a liar and a cheat /hj

and pets helping

spreadsheets

when you're a people pleaser with rejection sensitive dysphoria:

Remember when I didn’t try to sell you NFTs and then you didn’t have to be mad at me about it later?

Good news, I’m doing that again... but with newer technology this time!

currently struggling with the upcoming anniversary of my best friend's death, one of my kids sending what is essentially a suicide note, and my longest friend telling me news that ultimately leads to their death without a miracle

that explains why he wouldn't let me try to warm him up when the power was out yesterday 🙄

sounds like a peak night

he's a good noodle boy

Never forget!

wanna do mine? /j

it is very uncanny Valley. especially for a 2004 movie

I remember watching that movie in theaters. the rumble of the train shook the room. the soundtrack is on my Christmas playlist for work since it's original songs and not ones I already hear 50 times a day. it's probably been about 10 years since I last watched it

even watched polar Express last night

A custom meme created my me, the basis of which is an old illustration of a man startled out of his chair by a sinister lurking figure. The sitting man is labelled "You, foolishly about to have a ghostless Christmas Eve", while the sinister fellow is labelled "Me, about to read a couple of M.R. James bangers". Below the details of the twitch channel are given (twitch.tv/jonnywaistcoat), along with the time (Christmas Eve, 7pm GMT)

Dear Sir/Madam/&tc,
I write to inform you of an event in which I shall be reading some Christmas Eve ghost stories. It is to be streamed upon the platform of Twitch Dot Television at 7 o'clock, Greenwich Mean Time. I have enclosed a related meme for your consideration.
Your Faithfully,
J. P. Sims

also doesn't help that I had watched a horror movie the night before and don't handle visual horror well so I was able partially on edge (having said that, movie was incredibly tame, we'll see how I survive tomorrow night)

ok but that wreath scared the shit out of me. I didn't sleep until 7am so I heard it all night, I knew what it was. went to the washroom at 6, turned the downstairs lights off, turned to go back to my room as the wind caught it and it knocked against the window just as I passed the door. heart died

A new book! By me! About something 'orrible on the London Underground!
It's out in six months and I think you're gonna like it...

mine just says im a depressed dork

what the fuck

fuck I recognize him. that's heartbreaking, I'm so sorry

actually with that joke, nvm I'm glad y'all didn't /j

and you didn't even visit smh

it is! since I was a kid I've loved Sherlock Holmes stories, as much as sir Arthur Conan Doyle would hate me for it. the current topical references makes me feel like I should re read some

he lives

STUPID TIME CHANGE IS STUPID

I used to use my spare reptile lamp with a UVB bulb in it

I actually use canva a fair amount just for messing around for fun/making PFP for the work staff chat and I had no idea I was opted into these, thank you so much