Jessica Reelz

I’m not pro-Satan, but credit where it’s due — Satanists aren’t in your statehouse making laws about your uterus.

You know, Putin thinks of Ukraine, once a close ally, as just another state that really belongs as a part of Russia.

Sorry we’re not riding at dawn. We’re having coffee and catastrophizing the day at dawn. Then we’re doing Wordle. Then we’re doing 35 minutes of doomscrolling, then we’re taking the longest hottest shower, then we’re sitting on the edge of the bed staring at nothing for a while, THEN maybe we ride.

This is the energy we will need!!

I think I'm only really here to watch @altmtrainier.com @mtadamswa.bsky.social and my favourite @mtsthelenswa.bsky.social settle their differences

Yes, please. Only on the mountains.

Listen allll rats are rat bastards, okay? Literally not a single rat has ever been married. Get it together, people.

Swifties are dangerous! They spread their joy EVERYWHERE

Bill needs to change his name to Hackman. As someone once said, don’t try to explain Trump like he’s playing 3D chess. It’s more like he’s eating the checkers.

Word of the day is ‘sequaciousness’ (16th century): the slavish and reckless following of another person in matters of thought or opinion.

Thou shalt not covet -- unless your neighbor is Canada, then covet their universal healthcare and gun control laws.

Word of the day is ‘quiddler’ (19th century): one who pays great attention to trivial matters as a way of avoiding the important ones.

Poilievre denies he'd be a Canadian Trump: "I'll be more like a Canadian JD Vance" OTTAWA – Pierre Poilievre continues to refute all Liberal Party attempts to tie him to President Donald Trump, insisting that if people pay close attention they’ll see he’s way more of a JD Vance type...

Poilievre denies he’d be a Canadian Trump: “I’ll be more like a Canadian JD Vance”

Nothing to see here!

Do whatever greatness you have. Life lesson.