Chilly Relleno @chillyrelleno

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

31.10.2025 02:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you don’t succeed, keep sucking until you do!

30.10.2025 19:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whatever happened to “back the blue”?

29.10.2025 18:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dang it! I swear, I knew the correct answer to this. But, having read “Romulans,” that’s all my brain wants to remember now.

27.10.2025 16:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

22.10.2025 22:33 — 👍 22468 🔁 9952 💬 775 📌 704

When the subtext becomes the text

20.10.2025 20:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a fence and looking at the camera . Alt: Emilio Estevez and Charie Sheen, dressed as sanitation workers, performing a golf clap.

19.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t have to be a king to eat like one!

18.10.2025 19:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The best of his knowledge told us to shoot up with bleach.

17.10.2025 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👇👇

11.10.2025 20:35 — 👍 33555 🔁 12807 💬 749 📌 685

Absolutely incredible!

11.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is meditating on a rock with the word relax below him Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is meditating on a rock with the word relax below him

All will be well 😁

02.10.2025 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Problem with these is, you gotta buy, like, half a dozen of them. AND, you need to get the enormous Jason AND the Argonauts to go with them. Where am I supposed to put them all after Halloween?

28.09.2025 21:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bet he’d smile more if he was an angel.

18.09.2025 19:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon character says i guess we could be stuck in submarine Alt: a cartoon John Kennon says i guess we could be stuck in submarine

15.09.2025 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

By the looks of him, he already has.

10.09.2025 20:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

07.09.2025 10:52 — 👍 8980 🔁 3481 💬 279 📌 184

whooooooole threeeeaaaadd 🧵

06.09.2025 14:12 — 👍 44 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

An anti-ICE flyer hanging in the window of the bookstore.

Attn all ICE agents! Here’s an announcement from our front window: Chicago hates you, and you are not welcome here!

04.09.2025 22:44 — 👍 9775 🔁 2539 💬 115 📌 124

Why can’t it just be a thing that happens?

04.09.2025 16:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The very definition of "don't threaten me with a good time." Also, Trump is absolutely in the Epstein files.

02.09.2025 19:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As one of the world’s leading Nightwing fans, you are correct (as always).

01.09.2025 22:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Felt like a pie chart was in order.

Number of mass shooters since 2018: 4197

% of mass shooters since 2018 that were transgender? 0.095%

% of mass shooters that were cisgender: 99.905%

30.08.2025 19:19 — 👍 822 🔁 273 💬 15 📌 11

LET’S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!

27.08.2025 18:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How is this film 95 years old? It couldn’t have been more than 40-ish the first time I watched it.

23.08.2025 20:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0