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@ironicsuicide.bsky.social

Here for a bleak time, not a long time.

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Latest posts by ironicsuicide.bsky.social on Bluesky

Sadly, we're just too late to see an Agnes Varda Poison Ivy.

06.11.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t think ppl understand the terror the Feds are unleashing on the streets of LA right now. Roving patrols targeting vulnerable individuals. Itโ€™s horrible.

Thereโ€™s no one coming to save us except ourselves.

05.11.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1595    ๐Ÿ” 623    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

And somewhere else, there's probably a Robert Moses scheming.

06.11.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to replace substance with message but I genuinely do not think that the GOP establishment is prepared, nor capable, of regulating itself in a world where all high profile democrats are directly staring into a camera and telling Trump to go fuck himself.

05.11.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5124    ๐Ÿ” 1068    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

They keep threatening us with things like taco trucks and shawarma carts. Bountiful delicious food options: truly a dystopia beyond imagining.

05.11.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1st: excellent deployment of the reference

2nd: people like this are as tiresome as conservatives in needing to filter absolutely everything through their politics and grievance. Granted P&R has a more explicitly political bent, but very lightly. It seems exhausting.

05.11.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My voting sticker thinks you're a jagoff.

04.11.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's been 42 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected by the people of Arizona's seventh congressional district to represent them in Congress.

Mike Johnson still refuses to swear her in.

04.11.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1481    ๐Ÿ” 397    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

So that's why MonaLisa1234 didn't work when I tried to break in.

03.11.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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YouTube video by Tones on Tail - Topic Lions

Halloween is over and now we can move on to the post-Bauhaus projects. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRFn...

03.11.2025 07:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only valid art is a d-grade giallo with only one good scene that only 100 people have logged on Letterboxd and a guy on Twitch from a French suburb with a mullet and one man black metal project reading the Communist Manifesto on repeat 12 hours a day while burning pictures of fans' mothers.

02.11.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fix the typo in your heads so it makes sense, jerks.

02.11.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is actually possible to make friends, find connection and be part of a community without doing all of this bullshit. People can still like you even if you enjoy you that's uncool, I promise!

02.11.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

While I can't in good conscience subscribe, I'm more than happy to "subscribe."

02.11.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's one of the things that drives me most nuts about self described leftists. They're too absorbed in in-group signaling than being able to read between the lines and get good things to happen under branding they hate. Know your political environment and manipulate it cleverly.

02.11.2025 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure this is deeply ingrained in a lot of communist thinking, but people have gotta be savvy enough about America to not couch it in those terms in the least. Branding is important, and the self-identifying communist contingent isn't a winning coalition. Stealth that shit if you must.

02.11.2025 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Why are we such a wealthy nation and everyone is so miserable? It's because a few assholes are trying to milk you for your money, effort and attention so you don't get to spend it on the things that brings you closer to people. It's time to resist the and come together."

02.11.2025 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think we're seeing a few of those popping up. But people are starving for that beyond their material needs and I think it can be a good antidote to the fascist hangover.

02.11.2025 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not something you can totally solve though policy, but I genuinely think you could run a very successful positive campaign around a story built on how we're all looking for connection and community.

02.11.2025 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

<Steve 'Silk' Hurley voice> J-j-j-jack-jack-jack-o'-lantern.

01.11.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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31.10.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 130    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a shame their more Halloween-centric albums just simply aren't as good as this one. Then again, few punk(-adjacent) albums are.

31.10.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My biggest comfort is that I've been old and hating most major trend since I was a teenager. I've come around on a semi-decent amount, and I'm even older and even crankier now for sure, but it's still nice to know I'm out of touch mainly because I've always been. Beating the system!

31.10.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dracula turns into a bat to avoid detection or for selfish personal travel purposes, whereas I would turn into a bat to pollinate local plants and help balance our precious ecosystem. Just one of several ways that I am morally superior to Dracula.

28.08.2023 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2092    ๐Ÿ” 596    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

It just sucks to feel old and cranky when I do genuinely enjoy being challenged by art and having my horizons expanded. I hope I'm not being calcified in my middle age as another out of touch old white dude, but I'm not in any way immune to it.

30.10.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The most likely read, though, is that a lot of this is just Not For Me and that's alright, even if it makes me feel alienated from the things that most excited me in my younger days. There's still a thousand things that are for me.

30.10.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like, maybe it's punk as fuck to hear all the world's music blaring through a shitty cellphone speaker or have everything exist in some hyperreal hollow digital space. I do think there's artistic merit in it since it mirrors the lives we actually live. But it also feels as exhausting as that reality

30.10.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's probably always happened, and some of my favorite music has been in these cross cultural dialogues that in some ways "dilutes" both, but also boosts both. But I feel like there was more dynamism in all spheres in the past. Now I just feel like the algorithm and commercialism are inescapable.

30.10.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which is a shame, because I feel like we're also seeing the rise of a lot of regional musics outside the typical Eurocentric/American canon take hold, but so much of it feels filtered through flattened top 40 American pop aesthetics.

30.10.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, there's a 75% chance I'm just a middle aged white dude yelling at cloud with all of this. But I genuinely think so much music has been flattened so that even the boldest stuff feels overly familiar because the internet soup has permeated everything to a narrow few touchstones.

30.10.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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