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So muppety. So tired. Alleged adult. Disaster Muppet. Big nerd. Cw: food for the entire account because I am stress baking like whoa for the next few years. (Queer acupuncturist. Pro vax. V lefty. Long Covid sucks four assed monkey butt.)

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Yummmmmmmmmm

Looks like one of the entenmanns flavors I used to love

02.02.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†Leia is lucky she’s so pretty!

31.01.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It also has a bevy of familiar (mostly) much older faces in supporting roles who you either identify immediately or spend 5 minutes going I KNOW THAT PERSON WHY DO I KNOW THEM. It’s nice.

31.01.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone needs some heartwarming escapism that has feels and some humor and has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with what’s going on in the world? Ted Danson’s A Man on the Inside is lovely. On Netflix if you have that. And I only just realized that it’s also got the same creator as The Good Place.

31.01.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t say I didn’t believe it. Just. It’s a lot harder to believe *anything* these days unless the source is something like the Mayo Clinic.

30.01.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right?? Although from his other vids, it seems like his are less screamy than many on the Internet. They talk and grumble, they howl, but v little screams. It makes it one of the few husky channels I can stand to watch.

30.01.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Preaching to the choir. Sigh.

30.01.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

❀️❀️ take care of yourself. Maybe have a good grilled cheese dipped in a soup!

30.01.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh there’s no way that’s enough for a working dog. He should get loaned out to a nursery to help herd the children.

….maybe wrong kind of dog. Hook him up to a cart to pull groceries home!

30.01.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ALLLLLLSO.

SMALL WIND TURBINES NEED TO BE ATTACHED TO THE BACK OF THEIR COLLARS SO THAT WHEN THEY RUN, THEY GENERATE CLEAN ENERGY.

SUSTAINABILITY AT ITS FINEST

(This is a hill I will absolutely die on until I meet an engineer who explains exactly WHY this won’t actually work. & maybe not then.)

30.01.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Too damn true.

30.01.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have always heard that huskies are working dogs. I cannot imagine not doing something to tire one out.

Maybe set up play dates with a toddler? Then they can tire each other out.

30.01.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a delight. 😁 the guy usually posts more slice of life vids with his fluffy monsters rather than humor vids. This one was awesome though and I hope he does more.

30.01.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had that thought.

30.01.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No idea. Go check the FDA website and let me know what you find :)

30.01.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Personally? Always. But I think you mean the recall. If I read it right it’s more about exposure to salmonella in rodent and bird droppings.

30.01.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That sounded good until the ending quote. Which sounded too much like the current 🍊menace to feel reassuring.

πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ I miss facts.

30.01.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just feel like if it were more intact with like, inspections held to a higher standard? I think they used to be held to a higher standard? This wouldn’t happen so much?

30.01.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I just looked β€” the date on the article is today but I missed that it’s β€œupdated” today, not published today.

Still. A recall the day after Xmas. (I just checked the date of the fda announcement) I see how I (and probably others) didn’t hear about it before.

30.01.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And this one isn’t small. I started looking at the list. It’s SO MUCH of the grocery store.

30.01.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

…..okay fair.

30.01.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Should You Get a Siberian Husky? πŸΊπŸ€” #siberianderpskies #husky #siberianhusky #huskies #huskylife
YouTube video by Siberian Derpskies Should You Get a Siberian Husky? πŸΊπŸ€” #siberianderpskies #husky #siberianhusky #huskies #huskylife

Oops. That was two serious posts in a row. Let me apologize by paying the cute tax. I don’t have a pet of my own, but this vid about owning Huskies made me giggle this morning

https://youtube.com/shorts/oSqhlEKe29w?si=Zp-r_pzSu5R5zoNd

30.01.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

DOESNT MINNESOTA HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT RIGHT NOW???

I miss having a functional regulatory system.

30.01.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nearly 2,000 Products Recalled in 3 States After Being Exposed to Rodent Wasteβ€”FDA Issues Risk Warning Diet Coke, Hershey's, and Tylenol are among the many popular products under recall. They were held in a facility with rodent and bird waste.

Today in YIKES

[Tl;dr

It’s supposedly only Indiana, North Dakota and Minnesota. But it’s 44 damn pages of items.]

https://www.health.com/rodent-waste-recall-january-2026-11895164

30.01.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

The link in the pic is nationalShutDown.org. This is tomorrow. No I don’t know how wide spread it is, but they don’t have either a link or an image description so I can at least provide that. It says β€œICE OUT! Nationwide Shutdown! No work. No school. No shopping. Jan 30, 2026.”

30.01.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw that like an hour ago and my mind was blown. Not by anything he said, or that he said it, but just that he’s usually one of the funny Accounts I enjoy when I need to smile. Good info tho.

30.01.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*hug* wish I could. I assume you haven’t moved to nyc? I would bake you a few things to save you some grocery money.

30.01.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Goddammit. Thank you for giving me your energy to report that.

30.01.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

30.01.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ughhhhhh :(

I wonder if ch0king one would make the rest get smarter

29.01.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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