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@muppetk.bsky.social

So muppety. So tired. Alleged adult. Disaster Muppet. Big nerd. Cw: food for the entire account because I am stress baking like whoa for the next few years. (Queer acupuncturist. Pro vax. V lefty. Long Covid sucks four assed monkey butt.)

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UNANIMOUSLY WHAT

18.11.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait. Schumer did something right?? I must be missing something.

18.11.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

❀️ I’m so sorry.

17.11.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neat!

17.11.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SIGH

13.11.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*quiet squeeeeee*

11.11.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tim tams?? In NYC? IS THIS REAL???

11.11.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

🀬

11.11.2025 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Owwwww

Good luck

I wish you the best possible results that they can do something about. Also cookies.

11.11.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

With a chainsaw. Or blowtorch.

11.11.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm. Not quite gamified, at least not so far. But it’s doing a decent job of simulating interaction which works for me. I do miss the immediate feedback of having something. Tell me if I got something right or not.

11.11.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And thanks!!

11.11.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool. I’ll poke at it.

11.11.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haaaaaate.

11.11.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeeeeez. I picked up duolingo for the first time in a while. When did the free version get So annoying??

I mean, a few features are improved, but the thing where it basically forces you to go as fast as possible? Not conducive to learning.

Can anyone rec a (free) alternate? Preferably gamified?

11.11.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you have only one blue senator, you can use resistbot to contact them too. If you’ve already texted resistbot once, you can just text them ”write” to them and they’ll prompt you for the rest. And you’ll have the option to choose a single recipient. Feel free to copy and paste my words.

10.11.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Replace Schumer as Senate Minority Leader Text SIGN PPRQRA to 50409 to send this to your officials.

I got pissed. I did a resistbot. (Obviously this petition really only applies if your senators are blue.)

https://resist.bot/petitions/PPRQRA

10.11.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I’ve wanted to leave a similar note for one of my neighbors. I’m not hearing apnea, but I’m pretty sure I should not be able to hear anyone snoring when I’m alone in the bedroom and the only other person in my apt is both awake and two rooms away. I never narrowed down which neighbor it was though.

08.11.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woot! That helps. Best of luck! It’s all batshit out here.

08.11.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*waves from Brooklyn*!!!

08.11.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*nodnodnod* those suck so much monkey butt.

08.11.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would be interested! Only I’m on socials so intermittently these days that I’d probably miss it :(

08.11.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hear ya. I have related details that I’m not willing to make public but damn I hear ya.

08.11.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yikes. I have nights like that with my hands falling asleep every time I’m almost asleep and waking me back up. :( but FFS 48 hours is a LOT.

08.11.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me raise you any tart apple (can also be sweet and tart) and Muenster grilled cheese? Also awesome.

08.11.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof. Yeah. I hear ya.

08.11.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am suddenly having a flashback to the title of a Calvin and Hobbes collection title: Scientific Progress Goes Bonk

Totally the subtitle of my autobiography.

NOT thank you very much HIMYM Title of my Sex Tape

….although dammit that works too

08.11.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

……I mean. It was sort of on purpose. But not the way it happened!!

08.11.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

…..except maybe the Pine Oil Incident. But that was neither food nor on purpose so not deliberate mad science.

08.11.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not for any dietary reasons, just because it was a fun challenge.

I miss the days I had time and energy for mad science. Although I think that’s madder than anything I’ve tried.

08.11.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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