Cydney

The duo we didn’t know we needed: #dollyparton and #sabrinacarpenter 🤩

Good advice ⬇️

4: it’s Valentine’s Day!!!
Me: what are you excited for, Lovee?!
4: TRICK OR TREAT!!!! 👻

🤣🤣🤣

You shit talked me under the table, talking rings and talking cradles I wish I could unrecall, how we almost had it all/dancing phantoms on the terrace are they secondhand embarrassed that I can’t get out of bed, ‘cause something counterfeit’s dead…

Should’ve let it stay buried…

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Before making any major decisions, stop and ask, “when is the full moon?” “Is this my PMS week, or am I ovulating?” “Could this be anxiety or just the fact that I’m a lesbian living in a fascist regime?”

The robot rebellion started when they began to understand the garbled speech of toddlers…

5A is vomiting, and 4 is blasting “I Like to Move It Move It” on repeat on every Alexa device in the house.

They let elementary students get shot en masse… are we really that surprised that they sent ICE to raid an elementary school?

MAGA has no soul.

So basically… Costco is all that’s left. And still, we need to not buy anything Unilever et. al —

Time to put together some local shopping lists. What do we truly need? How can we find it close by, and can we use these connections to further our local community building?

Came in the house to grab my sunnies, left the house with a toy dinosaur (that was on the counter next to my sunnies).

This is parenting.

Next time you feel scared or overwhelmed by an executive order, I want you to do this:

Find some small way to brighten someone else’s day. Send a text. Call them. Bring cookies to your neighbor. Give love freely and do good — it’s how we win.

4: nofing…
Me: baby, you have a scratch above your eye..
5A: no he doesn’t! It has always looked like that!
4: yeah, that has always been there!

🤣

I’m listening to my kids play from the next room over, when I hear someone get hit by a toy. 4 starts crying, so it’s clear that something has happened. I listen:
5A: shhhh it’s ok buddy. Don’t tell mama!
4: ok

They come out of the room and I see a little scratch above 4’s eye.

Me: what happened?

Every act of kindness and compassion — towards yourself or others — is an act of resistance.

They’re going to try and overwhelm you. Don’t let them. Slow and steady, love the whole way… that’s how we survive this.

Guess it’s time to get in touch with your feminine side!!! 🥰🥰🥰

Take a deep breath.
Look around.
Find one thing you can do to help someone else.
Do it.
Take another deep breath.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

The most powerful words you can say right now to these fascist bastards is:

"No, make me."

They cannot actually be everywhere and enforce their fascist policies. They rely on fear to do the job of governing for them. By refusing to comply, you make their means of compliance ineffective.

These executive orders on banning federally funded entities from recognizing trans people or disallowing them from using the bathroom are not self-executing or immediately enforceable. They require formal rule making at a minimum. They are a scare tactic. Ignore and do not comply in advance.

Nothing will test the first kid-included trip of a new couple like norovirus.

Thank the Goddesses for this woman, who stepped up — even if that means that now we are all taking turns getting sick.

How many of us feel like this today?

Remember to do things that bring you joy. This is very important!

Why are we surprised? Just assume everyone is kissing the ring at this point…

Half of me is emotionally devastated and the other half of me is cracking my knuckles, realizing how much time I’ll have to absolutely make good trouble, now that I have creative energy and no outlet….

TikTok Grief Support Group meeting here 👇

Oooo I love couches like that!

But yeah. Slime sucks.

Five blissful, slime-free years and less than six month in of letting these cherubs have slime, the inside of my favorite bag looks like… this.

Duck me.

America, why are we like this???

👋hi!

What I thought Friday night would look like as a single mom: out at the club, dancing, having fun…

What it actually looks like: returning bottles, cleaning and vacuuming the mini van, washing 20 loads of laundry, trying to earn the love of my newly adopted cat. 🤣