spooky scary andy s 👻

A series of pots and pans for kids to make sounds with, below a sign saying "SOUND GARDEN", at the Calgary Farmyard.

they really went downhill after Chris Cornell died huh

I laughed and then realised that this is probably a niche reference now unless you're of a certain age.

😭

I briefly considered making an effort to see some of the games in the US but there ain't nothing making me cross that fucking border any time soon.

in an ideal world FIFA would tell the US to go fuck their hat, but alas this is is FIFA.

the world cup next year is sure gonna be fun.

I would like to sue the universe for this bullshit.

and do they remember why it didn't happen at the time?

it's almost like they want to lose.

I'd just like to add that Canada Post aren't exactly synonymous with "reliable" up here!

it's almost like trans people are people, and people say stupid shit all the time. source: am people, I say stupid shit all the time.

apparently it's hard for some folks to grasp that people are - suprise! - complex.

A guy with a terrible sense of fashion, and Naheed Nenshi.

met the man himself tonight.

(Naheed Nenshi, former Calgary mayor and current Alberta NDP leader)

#abpoli

yessssssssss!

he gets called Cheddy Bo Beddy a lot, which is a very tortured Trailer Park Boys reference.

he roll.
he belly.
importantly he chonk.

oh you want fat cat Friday?

I'll give you fat cat Friday*

* his name is Cheese

BLEP

I mean look at this ungrateful little shit

I know everyone says that their pets are friendly but our cats are such suck ups to strangers that it's almost insulting to us - you know, the ones who feed and house them every day.

I'm gonna lock my cats away as requested, but only because if I don't they'll harass the installer for treats and attention so much that it'll stop me from getting fibre.

I'm usually pretty meh about people still using Twitter (to each their own) but I have no idea why public officials/governments etc. are still using it even just from a usability standpoint - it sucks now, and that's before even considering the general trash fire it's become.

Neck Deep are fucking great btw

YouTube video by Neck Deep Neck Deep - STFU (Official Music Video)

this sums up my feelings rather eloquently.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=902M...

all the guys promising war and violent retribution? they do not sound scary, they sound scared, and they should be, the movement will eat itself and has been at it for some time. the liberal boogeypeople of their imaginations are stand-ins for the wolves at their doors.

fuck everything about that guy's views and his actions in service of perpetuating those views, views that in multiple ways lead to an atmosphere that caused his death.

also fuck shooting people.

nuance: still dead

"Those guys speak French, right?"
"Yeah"
"Close enough then"

silverbridge-harbor on tumblr: "Velociraptors are scary but really they aren't *that* scary because they can't change speed. They always move at exactly the same rate, so they're predictable and you can avoid them. The real one to look out for is the acceleraptor"

Danielle Smith: the errors tour

As seen along 17th Ave SW tonight

#Calgary #abpoli

Hometown: Trains, Clarkson

Now: Stampede, Prairies

nope.

and I say that as someone who uses it fairly frequently for work, but good lord I cannot wait for the bubble to burst so we can just get on with things.

A reminder that "But what if people on YOUR side are on the Epstein list?" is a bullshit argument, EVERYONE who was raping children needs to get into the bin right now, that's the deal here and it ain't exactly complicated

no, conrad, the Goldman Sachs alum who appointed the head of TMX to his major projects office is not a fucking eco-socialist

are you on fucking crack