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I wish I got to experience being an adult in the world pre-internet. Seems like that would’ve been nice.

someone blocked me today for the first time in my entire online life and it was for such a bland reply… ho hum

I guess I’m the only one who doesn’t see what the problem is. Obviously they really wanted their cat to win, and the more money donated the better. So who cares that they sniped the win. I certainly wouldn’t call it mean or petty.

why is taylor making us wait so long for the last two re-recordings 😭😭 girl, hurry it up

tiktok is no longer addictive for me because i’ve trained my fyp to only show me videos that have less than 50 likes. i still enjoy the content — i see stuff that the random, normal people who uploaded it didn’t actually expect anyone to see. much more intimate, calmer feed.

what about when hollywood’s biggest night became hollywood’s biggest fright 😏

me: *tries to brush teeth to get the taste of vomit out of my mouth*
also me: *brushing induces vomiting*

lmaoooo

no one talk to me, i’m busy ruminating on the past

i spend a lot of time trying to fathom how anyone has the will and motivation to do anything, and then i remember that not everyone is clinically depressed

no high like opening a box of saltines and seeing that they’re the perfect level of doneness according to your particular preferences, am i right

the internal scream i scrempt upon listening to ella’s voice note. lorde, we are not ready and frankly i’m scared of ur power!!

LORDE SUMMER 2025

AOC: When he talks about rapists and criminals, he should look in the mirror

the Christian attitude that everything is going to keep getting more and more fucked up but it doesn’t matter because God holds the magic reset button def seems like a lie the devil would tell, actually. it’s a belief that allows for evil to flourish while negating the need for action

thinking about how i was raised by an apocalyptic Christian mom who gave me advice such as it didn’t matter what i majored in, what job i got, or how much money i saved bc my adulthood would be cut short by the collapse of society. & she wonders why i struggle to live a productive, meaningful life 🙃

lately I am so fucking angry thinking about the avalanche of immoral and/or illegal things trump & his gov have done, from last term to now, and how it all just seems to get washed from public memory when the next horrible thing happens. when will all these rocks actually be called a mountain?

unexpectedly, my favorite community on bluesky has turned out to be the replies posted to @nancycomics.bsky.social. love the comics, love the group commentary.

This point is made at the end of the article when they recommend “taking the news to go.” :)

ikr. being a conservative is so cringe

“The protesters are being paid” A: No, obviously. B: Conservative voters in Wisconsin were being paid with the chance for a million dollars and then STILL lost. By a lot. What’s your excuse?

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER NANCY-OUR DATE IS OFF TODAY - - I'M GOIN' FISHIN' INSTEAD HE BURNS ME UP! HEY, NANCY- - WHERE'S SLUGGO TODAY ? IF YOU GO OVER TO THE POND- - YOU'LL FIND A FISHING POLE WITH A WORM AT EACH END

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 6,1946

Colorful illustration of a little black cat with a red scarf peering out of a window in a brick house covered in ivy vines.inside the house is a vivid yellow.

From Jenny’s Birthday Book, written and illustrated by Esther Averill, 1954.

The Great Michigan Pizza Funeral was the ceremonial disposal of 29,188 frozen cheese-and-mushroom pizzas in Ossineke, Michigan, on March 5, 1973.[1][2] The manufacturer, Ilario "Mario" Fabbrini,[3] had been ordered to recall the pizzas by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) after initial tests suggested the presence of botulism-causing bacteria in a batch of canned mushrooms.

Ilario Fabbrini, owner of the frozen pizza manufacturer, watches the pizza burial.

52 years ago today

hell yeah, he looks amazing, what a gorgeous suit

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

a 5 year gap in my résumé that just says “journaling”

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

watching this and breathing with harry is my new anti-anxiety treatment