Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits

me, all week, just schlubbin' through every dumb little day trying not to accumulate a lethal amount of ambient psychic damage

a man wearing glasses says i can 't know how to hear anymore about tables ALT: a man wearing glasses says i can 't know how to hear anymore about tables

if you haven't seen this sketch make sure to watch this sketch

My Zune HD still works great I gotta charge it up and start using it again

Yeah but hot n’ when?

Big Kitten

when this Dodge Charger hits 69mph you're gonna see some serious shit

we regret to inform you that we’ve lost the regular_rain.exe zip disk for the Casio Weathermaster 3000. it’s either drought or flash flood from here on out

if the world is gonna be so bad they should at least make it so we can eat the dishwasher pods

gonna be on the lookout!

Which Aldi?!

oh shit, we’ve unlocked the RoboCop timeline

BOURDAIN: alright, seasoning. Im tasting.... salt. But there's something else

MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: m'lord hath a fine palate. we have added notte megge, a spice moft deere

This is one of my favorite System of a Down b-sides

corporations should be forced to have social credit scores based on how well they treat their employees and the environment that dictate their access to capital and infrastructure and how much they pay for it

listen my work alignment is lawful neutral for a reason

every moment of this current era reinforces my belief that some level of bureaucracy and stewardship of common sense is good, actually

ooh British food

the new Sabrina Carpenter album cover where she's on the ground and an unseen man is holding her hair except now he's not holding her hair he's clutching a gyro. She is also holding a gyro, and at the top of the cover it says GYROS in the, you know. GYROS font, and it says "Hungry for Something Different? KRONOS GYROS below

everybody good news! i fixed it! the album cover is okay now! we can all like it, it's something everyone can agree on now

He's right!

This is a great movie

Adobe I don't want generative AI i just want a gradient tool that doesn't make me feel like I'm being punished for every decision I've ever made that lead up to using this horrible thing

My main desire for Memorial Day was to drink a Boston Cooler and I have done that.

the most succinct synopsis of Andor I've seen

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?

IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.

PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

We saw you from across the bar and, there's blood. There's blood in you, right

Mitch is making big moves today

co-sign

Money is in the chase

yep the Lansing Trinity

father, son, holy roast (beef)