Goblin Pearl

Putting my money where my mouth is. The Verge nailed it when none of the big outlets had a clue what they were looking at.

Subscribed.

Lol I think it's just when they all spill out to leave. There's a party house on our street, so like 50/50 chance if school is in, and it's Saturday night, it's bumping. But we are still a residential neighborhood 😂 there's elementary school kids on one side and an old lady on the other.

I like partying to the wee hours too, but I never went outside and yelled, whistled, screamed, honked for three straight seconds, stood in the front yard while my friends drove away blasting music in their car like- we kept it loud indoors and chill outside?? Is that not normal?

Watched Knocked Up from 2007, where the main character finds out she's pregnant at EIGHT weeks, and is still debating an abortion in that time frame, bc, 2007. If it wasn't so sad it'd be funny, that you can't debate that safely now.

Saw young parents today, with three kids under 12, and mom was super pregnant, and had braces. My first thoughts were DAMN what do you guys do for work to afford four kids and orthodontist work all at once lmao

We had Pee Wee's playhouse on DVD on REPEAT in our house, dog. An icon.

Watching Paul Rubens' documentary, sobbing, don't text lmao

Don't talk to me or my tuna, mayo and relish mixed and eaten in the can ever againnnn

I don't have the energy for social media again, yet. I hope I do eventually. It's just hard finding mutuals on here from the previous app. I just want a group chat to meme in one day with positive friends. (':

She posts, at 2am like a doofus

I love having kitties who love me back. I sleep on the couch some nights before moving to bed. (bad brain) Baby boy sleeps on the back of the couch if I do, in bed/in the bedroom cat tower if I'm in bed. Love love love ♥️

Jumping around like a boxer in their corner getting hyped up, but it's me going to the grocery store at 9pm alone for three things.

I will never not shout at kids throwing stuff at/chasing wild birds. Also why have I had to do so more than twice??

An awkward scene where a lady who was offered alcohol says bashfully, "No thank you, I'm not drinking" and someone else audaciously asks "Aw, you're expecting?" but the first person replies "No, I'm on medication that helps me stay sane and alive." and everyone gets embarrassed ♥️

You too!! 💪 I like the "one day at a time" mentality bc I already am bad at keeping track of time lol. I stopped keeping track around two weeks and just, kept going. Nice surprise when I checked what day I was on ♥️

Thirty days alcohol free (: say what you will about the bad pockets of Reddit, the sobriety subreddits are where it's at.

Looking at houses for sale within a hundred mile radius of me and ending up crying, so back to my regular brain rot time.

I'm not fully enjoying a movie unless I'm sitting in another room, listening to all of it, but only peeking in in chunks, rewinding it when I missed something-

Sitting in the car while my fiancé goes into the store, I look over and someone's chiuahua is waiting in their car; that's me (:

The pieces that the smaller flower on the right is made of, are satisfying hehe I love flower sets

Panicked so bad I went to get a haircut, didn't love it, cut my hair again at home, now debating going to a different salon today, but I'll resist. I'm vibrating I'm so upset. It's not even bad, just, whatever.

I enjoy slam dunking Christian propaganda pamphlets in the trash when I find them hidden purposefully around my workplace. It's like an Easter egg hunt, that them cultists like so much.

My fiance buried me in every pillow and blanket on our bed and left me here lol 10/10

I'm trying to stop drinking (lol, it's day two) and my HOPEFULLY last drink was a single bud light. Is that lame?

I had to go to the ER recently and I got some paperwork back and the last known address they had for me was the rental house my parents were in at my birth lmao

I'll call, maybe why they haven't given me my records. I gave them my ID with my current address, dunno why the old one appeared.

A photo outside. There is a steel ring, on a branch. The ring has a black, flat heart design on it. There is a large yellow tree leaf behind it. Many dried leaves on the ground behind it.

A photo outside. There is a steel ring, on a branch. The ring has a black, flat heart design on it. Many dried leaves on the ground behind it. Some green leaves.

Asking random twigs and branches to be my wife until I find a corpse girlfriend

I ordered Florida Yes on Four stickers a couple months before the election, they just came in the mail. That hurts.

WHY are we still putting a tinnitus ring in ads help

Still torn about what social media to use regularly again lol

To the Sally's employee that's about to help me find products, ring out, and see my I've Been Crying eyes; Please don't stop me, I need this.