Brüchmann: great-grandson of immigrants

Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy

—Be the person
Mr. Rogers knew you could be.

POV sitting on a couch holding the album art for “Grace” by Jeff Buckley. Dad sits at the other end of the couch, Dr. Pepper in hand. Bandit the dog is curled up between us and Bella the dog stands to my right.

“Grace” by Jeff Buckley in special edition gold vinyl.

Sunday morning #CoffeeAndVinyl.

“Grace”
Jeff Buckley

You think you know someone, then you hear them pronounce “pecan.”

It’s chilly. How about an Imperial Stout?

When someone says their country executes pedophiles and you respond by claiming that they are calling for the execution of Donald Trump, you are revealing that you know Donald Trump is a pedophile.

Thank you for you attention to this matter.

Color me woke as fuckkk!

be like a bird and wake up screaming

As it turns out, touching someone "tenderly" has nothing to do with chicken fingers, and now I'm alone for Valentine's Day again

alright fellas get out there and eat some pussy

tossing my thoughts into a blender to make you an unhinged smoothie

“Live every day like it’s your last.”

Bitch! I am not going to stand in line at the DMV on my last day!

Here’s the permission you were looking for to get back in bed. Enjoy 🫶

An illustration of a frog hiding under a table IT'S THE WEEKEND!* * time to hide under a table and ignore everyone and everything Jaunty Art 26

It’s The Weekend!*

Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?

just wanted to let you know babe, you've got some drops of jupiter in your hair. nope other side.

Good morning to everyone except Pam Bondi,

That bitch can rot in hell

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Five months to go! Can I get the #GreatWhiteBeast ready in time?

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Age verification?

I remember when Jolt soda was considered “dangerously caffeinated.”

I also use the Speakeasy scent in beard oil.
It’s divine.

Speakeasy Beard Butter | Water-Soluble Cream | Maestro's Classic Water-soluble beard butter with tobacco & vanilla. Eliminates itch, superior moisture for demanding beards. Natural humectant, vegan-friendly.

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I've been feeling a little down the last 2 days and I realized it's because I haven't had any cookies

Come close and smell my new beard conditioner.

No, closer. Get weird with it.

IF THE SITUATION WAS HOPELESS, THEIR PROPAGANDA WOULD BE UNNECESSARY

fascism seeks to convince its victims they have been defeated in advance. stay aware of the state’s behavior, but remember it’s motivations.

mr beast would secretly smuggle a xenomorph to earth

🗡️🛡️

I have decided to be somewhat rude to my enemies

you asked chat cpt? well, i took some gas station boner pills so i guess we’re both dumb

YouTube video by A Quiet Rage #SuperBowl #halftime2026 #maga #trump #badbunny

You are not required to like every genre of music.
You are not required to watch the #halftime2026.

But if you’re mad that it was sung (almost) entirely in Spanish, I’ve got bad news for you.

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