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Jacob M

@jacobcm.bsky.social

Dipshit leftist whose life is in disarray, or to put it in shorter terms, a wannabe writer. Talks way too much about movies

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Usha wouldn't be the first foolish woman to carry a dirtbag man only for him to basically use her like Mario sacrificing Yoshi for a double jump

31.10.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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I couldn't let Halloween pass without a new horror poster. So I'm continuing my series on the Freddy Krueger saga with A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge!

31.10.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It is great how on its face ridiculous it is when these transphobes go on about β€œdangerous biological menβ€œ and its 10 of the hottest women youve ever seen lmao

31.10.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 920    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 1
If  I HAVE TO CREATE STORIES. THAT'S WHAT IM GOING TO DO

If I HAVE TO CREATE STORIES. THAT'S WHAT IM GOING TO DO

"But Josie, you don't have any *evidence* that JD Vance and Erika Kirk are having a sweaty affair involving Crowleyan sex magick! You're just making shit up!!"

ME:

30.10.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 444    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2
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Turning 54 Today: Winona Ryder Watch the best of new films from around the world today by signing up for the FREE 3-DAY trial going toΒ  on Roku, FireStick, and your Itune (app)) When asked why is she always playing teenagers, du…

Turning 54 Today: Winona Ryder

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[on Heathers (1989)] It’s a brilliant piece of literature, and I call it literature because it really is. I held it up next to β€œCatcher in the Rye” and all the great books that I’ve read.

#winonaryder

29.10.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Clifford Clinton - 1937

Clifford Clinton - 1937

With SNAP benefits going to shit because of rich assholes and corruption running rampant through politics I'd like to point your attention to a Clinton.

No, not one of those Clintons. This Clinton. Clifford Clinton.

30.10.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1046    πŸ” 459    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 136
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This whole thread is good

30.10.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get rekt nerd. You can't comprehend the brilliance of guys like QBert and Bad Boy Bill. They make original music scratching off the break and you're posting TikToks

30.10.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

A real "Karen" moment on my Substack today when I asked someone accused of murder where they buried the body and what motivated them to kill in the first place. It's called asking hard questions, sorry if this offends. #journalism

30.10.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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This year has basically been all about willing all the shit I've ever wanted to do into existence for myself. Can't wait to share this sometime down the line.

30.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s funny how this doesn’t really come up in the β€œwhy don’t people trust the media” conversations.

30.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re back to this type of rhetoric because too many people covering Congress think talk like this is edgy and cute.

30.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

This isn’t true, but it is true that slaveowners routinely enslaved and sold their children.

30.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 625    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4

interesting to me that trans people who want to not be exterminated are the wreckers and not the governor openly adopting conservative policies and hanging out with now-deceased fascists on podcasts

30.10.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Find Food - Food Bank For NYC Find free groceries, hot meals, and SNAP support near you at 800 NYC pantries, soup kitchens, and mobile pantries across all five boroughs.

SNAP benefits, which provide food assistance to hundreds of thousands of families in NYC, is at risk of delay starting Nov. 1 unless federal funding is restored. If you or anyone you know is in need of food, refer to Foodbank NYC's map of the city's pantries. www.foodbanknyc.org/find-food/#f...

30.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

30.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 36138    πŸ” 13643    πŸ’¬ 534    πŸ“Œ 602

hello! my friend was assaulted and threatened by federal agents for the crime of "not liking them". please help him sue the shit out of these fascist thugs chuffed.org/project/free...

30.10.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1294    πŸ” 577    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 9

/Watching a gleaming, high-contrast, seven-fingered Orson Welles absolutely nail every line of the Paul Masson champagne commercial as written while people phase in and out of each others' bodies behind him "Thanks, I love it."

30.10.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1055    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2

those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station

30.10.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4728    πŸ” 1106    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 16

Sam watching helplessly as Frodo starts to identify with Gollum, a weird, transparently insane bald freak in a diaper who eats live birds and mutters about murdering Sam and Frodo all the time, was a mood without a strong modern parallel until people started falling for AI.

30.10.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 555    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

George I need you to do to these companies what you could never do to your books and finish them.

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And he’s openly gay. Goodbye Platner, hello Jordan Wood.

30.10.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting

30.10.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like that it sometimes reminds me of movies that I want to watch but haven’t, or listen to music I haven’t yet. But yeah if the prompt is too general it gets kinda boring

30.10.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In one of my servers I just did a β€œwhat would you double feature with Robocop?” prompt. I think it was a decent one lol

30.10.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently the only thing this bozo IS aware of is whether or not his son is looking at porno

29.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 281    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

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