@keithartois.bsky.social
The hefty lefty
🎶Taking that slowwww trainnnn for a long ride🎶
29.08.2025 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Coming to the 2026 Minnesota State Fair
17.08.2025 02:02 — 👍 381 🔁 58 💬 3 📌 0Finn Bálor v. La Yesca at Triplemania
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Happy Doc Watson Day!
open.spotify.com/track/6D9j7B...
They’re really pulling out all the stops to avoid talking about You Know Who
14.08.2025 16:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Blackwater functions as the Haitian revenue service” is so bleak it’s almost comical
14.08.2025 15:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MacMillan had a beautiful first career (preseason) catch… meanwhile Legette is swinging on dudes and getting ejected smh
08.08.2025 23:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0an important note: it’s hatch chile season, make it count
03.08.2025 01:41 — 👍 240 🔁 11 💬 17 📌 8Sure, we’re on the precipice of war and the planet is on fire, but I got some banana bread at work today dude (hell yeah), so is it all that bad?
23.06.2025 20:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Stop!! Before replying, did you know: • that sometimes people online use words to express irony? • that people tell jokes on here? • that the intention of the post you're replying to may in fact be the exact same as the one you're about to type as a correction? • that nobody asked you anyway?
09.06.2025 16:14 — 👍 4290 🔁 852 💬 74 📌 31CM Pope indeed
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LA Knight prayer circle (yeah)
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Tesla stock down 15% today
Oh, I’m sorry. Did your rational and logical economic system not account for what if two terminally online men had a falling out?
05.06.2025 19:30 — 👍 6386 🔁 1105 💬 77 📌 102Good morning to everyone except Pat McAfee and Tyrese Haliburton’s dad
01.06.2025 12:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine hating me when I’m literally so annoying
29.04.2025 19:24 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Since Erik Haula was traded from the Hurricanes, no player has played more games on the road against them.
He just played his 22nd game at PNC Arena / Lenovo Center and is now 1-21 and was eliminated for the fourth consecutive time in the playoffs.
Cena RKO’d outta nowhere. Becky turning heel. Rusev returning. Iyo vs Stephanie Vaquer. McAfee getting snuffed out by Gunther. Bron aligning with Heyman.
Best #RawAfterMania in years.
Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
18.04.2025 01:02 — 👍 124036 🔁 25900 💬 8189 📌 6031Meet me at the dang ol’ creek, man
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Today is Jackie Robinson Day in MLB, but what likely won’t be mentioned is how the Dodgers and MLB didn’t stand up for Robinson when the Trump administration tried to blatantly erase his history youtu.be/GGjn8ERT_Ew?...
15.04.2025 15:03 — 👍 378 🔁 109 💬 16 📌 9Raleigh two years straight 🥲
08.04.2025 14:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
02.04.2025 22:30 — 👍 23452 🔁 7153 💬 153 📌 163Where’s his suit?
01.04.2025 00:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What school let their students near this felon?
20.03.2025 21:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Finally taught my iPhone how to properly spell lil ol’ Clempson
20.03.2025 20:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The cruelty is the point.
19.03.2025 13:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
LA Knight is the NEW WWE US Champion!
YEAH!
#SmackDown
They’re buying Man City
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