Mars Rover

Congrats and have fun!

RIGHT?!

It's like a Seinfeld-Shapiro nightmare hybrid.

Grand Parkway residents say they're forced to pay tolls just to leave their homes Hundreds of dollars a month. That's what some Cypress families say they're paying just to get in and out of their neighborhood.

These are very expensive homes, the kind you can only buy with a good job and likely being dumb, rich, & white. The tollway was clearly there when they bought. No addt'l promises were made. This is masterplanned "everyone is 12 & save me from being a childish dumbass".

SEA-..!

HAWKS!

Homer saying he was buying pornography.

FBI: "So tell us what kind of PRODUCE you enjoyed at the powerful billionaire's FRUIT FARM, Mr. Trump." (spastic winking, kicking under table)

Trump: "I plowed my share of unripe cherries down there lemme tell ya!"

FBI: (rubbing temples until embers form)

Trump:

I am screaming into my Flo-mask trying to imagine a study of uncontrolled subjects, non-standard equipment, dubious/inconsistent reporting, wildly-varying environments, no constant trained staff supervision, context-bereft data..

It sounds like a Fermi question hurled into a Lovecraftian void.

Novo Nordisk goons do not fuck around.

Jesus Christ I ran through the F.A.S.T. symptoms on myself just to be sure I didn't have a stroke.

"Now I know you people love crocodiles, but best I can do is a very cold, confused iguana."

or

"Which Hemsworth are you?"

Both these guys served in Iraq btw. It's not like they don't know command in a combat zone. They just didn't make "tough guy" all they were. They're regular citizens who graciously serve by given rules for certain terms.

Don't let the right turn this in to some Starship Troopers fascist bullshit.

Hoo boy hope those agents and guards are familiar with the protocols for active TB exposure.

I'm sure big ol' tough guys like them won't mind the scans, tests, shots, and more shots. Then a few more shots just to be sure.

At least they're not vaccines, right?

Pete Hegseth: "If you don't feel the squishy crunch of an enemy's esophagus between your teeth you have failed as a leader!"

Colonels Dudes-at-the-Grill: "Nah you don't wanna live there. Coffee sucks & there's shit for on-base parking."

It's funny to hear my BIL & his cousin, both West Pointers, talk abt the army vs the frothing lunatics on the right. It's all pay ranks, base locations & perks, facilities & equipment. It's the most job-ass dude job talk.

None of this "lethality mindset/warrior ethos/operator bushido" bullshit.

Tell me, where exactly did Bad Bunny emigrate from?

Bet it was some shithole without universal healthcare, massive amounts of gun violence, a >100% debt-to-GDP ratio, state-sponsored death squads, an electorally-rigged political system, poor worker protections, & rampant cronyism.

$650B and counting on a carbon-spewing plagiarism machine that might, MIGHT one day replace a few call centers & concept artists & you're telling me we coulda been funding the funny noggin zapper headband?

What are we even doing as a species with fine motor skills?

FDA Approval Opens New Doors for Depression Treatment Could a simple headset be the future of depression treatment? Discover how tDCS is changing the game for mental health care.

I love this for 3 reasons:

- Regulated devices will ensure a manufacturing standardization that increases safety.
- All reasonably safe options for treating mental conditions should be explored.
- It has the potential to be funny as hell.

I mean- just look.

This mfer raped kids over CHRISTMAS.

Treat every Trumpist you encounter according to your means to afford legal representation or generic appearance and ability to run very fast.

"Can't I just scrub the toilets with my toothbrush again, sir?"

I'm sure the graph will be shared far and wide by Facebook uncles who own/work at car dealerships and wouldn't know a blast furnace from a camp toilet.

Houston drivers will murder your family for forcing us to stare out and realize we're stuck in Houston 1s longer.

Then Abbott will impound the public transit award and build more toll freeways for more traffic.

Massholes do not know Hell. Their quaint gruffness is not the rage of despair.

Sweaty man deciding to push sex or communist revolution buttons he is Bluesky.

Imagine just *giving* children with medical issues systems they need to keep their power on instead of bankrupting their family while you hope they die anyway because they'll never return enough value for shareholders. 90 miles away.

OK, $600B+ investment, the technology of the future, the biggest hype wave I've seen in decades- let's go:

"What is this noise coming from my refrigerator?"

"..."

AI, folks.

So what are we thinking, 7-figure, 8-figure settlement after the "Piggy Incident"?

But jerry yes.

This is because Blue Origin got a chance at a backup contract after it was clear SpaceX was shitting the bed, and NASA has been signaling they're about to cut the Cybertruck of the Stars out of the moon program and now the company is scrambling to make up for 6 years of passed deadlines and fuckups

This galaxy is VERY tiny—much much smaller than our own Milky Way—& incredibly distant. But we can see it AND distinguish its shape!

How?

The light we see from it is from SO LONG AGO that the Universe was MUCH smaller at the time: we see it as it was when it was close enough to us to look big!! 🤯

The Mazda way looks.. dark.