Terrence Doyle

Defector is the best website on the internet atm. I mean that because its writing is great, of course, but also because it's just exceptionally *functional* and *intuitive* in ways that pretty much every other website isn't. Nice work, gang. Proud to have worked with many of you at Good Deadspin.

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Wanted to see Northeastern vs. Denver. Tickets are minimum $275 on third party ticket sites. $275 to see a fucking college hockey game, lmao. Nothing works, not even the most minor of things.

I personally love how it costs rent to go to any sporting event because bots buy every available ticket and then vibes gamble on pricing. The coolest part is when, inevitably, every single arena is simultaneously half full and "sold out". It's a great time to be alive in America.

When Jaya writes, we read. Simple as.

I was an iykyk sorta guy on Twitter but I'm a REAL iykyk sorta guy on this website

Why can't Scanners just happen to him

Bari Weiss Signs Huge Deal To Usher CBS News Into Its Vichy Era | Defector On Monday, newly appointed Paramount CEO David Ellison announced that his company had acquired the Free Press, the smirking blood-and-soil blog founded and run by former New York Times hall monitor Ba...

This is good

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NEWS: The Boston Bruins announced they will retire Zdeno Chara's No. 33 in January.

Chara, Boston's captain for 14 years, is the NHL's all-time leader in games played by a defenseman (1,680).

Liverpool win a second ball challenge

Just astoundingly easy to play through atm. It’s maddening to watch.

Pressing structure is straight up broken

Man, the vibes are just so bad for Liverpool atm

Would really love Liverpool players to stop clipping no-look and inevitably errant passes into the middle of the pitch.

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Antoine Semenyo in full flight is one of the Premier League’s great joys The Bournemouth winger has taken another step in his progression, so enjoy him at the Vitality while you still can

For no reason at all I'm re-upping this one I wrote about Semenyo last week:

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listen i don’t believe in violence but someone should beat the fucking shit out of every yankees fan

one of the dumbest shittiest most hateful bitches in contemporary america getting to dictate the national conversation is just peak Right Now. Wari Beiss imo.

Mike Stanton imo

Lol Stanton’s showboating costing the Yanks a run is very funny and good

Yankees’ pitcher’s dad being the chief of police in Needham is too on the nose man come on

Preempting the “but cancer treatments DO work they’re just expensive” crowd. Do they actually work, functionally (grammatically?) if even ONE person on earth can’t afford them and therefore dies instead? Like in a world where a cure exists but is gate-kept and people die, sorry, that doesn’t work.

Like ofc this is very small potatoes but it’s just further proof that everything is expensive and nothing works. That’s just the rule of contemporary living, whether you’re getting a smoothie (lid shatters, soaks your shirt) or have cancer (can’t afford the treatment, dies).

I have to assume the Verizon World Cup ticket thing was either fake or dominated by bots because I tired getting tickets to Boston, Ny, Atlanta, and Dallas, and despite clicking “claim these tickets” milliseconds after they all went live I had zero luck. Everything about contemporary life is trash.

Truly impressive how many people to this day pretend that Israel was not a belligerent occupying power on October 6th 2023

feels so foolish to care about soccer at the moment. alas, i am ill.

shit’s gonna be a fucking all time disaster, if it happens at all

it the sage words of kimberly strubel, cum is a drink

Good morning, and a hearty fuck the Yankees to you and yours

Just knock these pricks out again and I’m happy as the day is long