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Problem is for something like 30% of the country this list is all positives

I assume that 100k American miles gets you from Logan Airport to Providence Airport?

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws. The other is a pause at the end of a clause.

Would you still love yourself?

I started to say me too but it’s a lot more like 20… oof.

Thank you to everyone who’s supported us.

And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials — including many of my opponents — who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:

Quite literally they think the size and sound of their engine/exhaust translates to speed, because they’re 12

From A Year Ago And Completely Accurate….

Pritzker: "I sent a letter to Kristi Noem and to DHS leadership asking them to pause all of their federal agent operations for the entirety of the Halloween weekend. I'm asking for basic human decency. I think their response will be revealing. Give the children and families of Illinois a break."

Every day, the criminal gangster in the WH shatters norms and practices and ignores the Constitution and laws, while Republicans in Congress join him as co-conspirators. Did any Republican senators speak up about this? Hell no. Cowards all. Vote every one out that you can.

Hold the line, Dems.

me: a guy here was arrested for assaulting a woman while he was cosplaying as a nazi officer

Dad: what is cosplay

me: *explains*

Dad: sounds like a nazi who stopped "cosplaying" as a normal person

This man's ability to randomly say insightful thing while also putting cosplay in quotes is a trip

When I give public talks now, I explain we are living through a series of de facto constitutional amendments, where the executive asks for radically more power, the judiciary largely agrees, and the GOP-led Congress is committing a form of institutional suicide.
Very much this:

Because he wants it and therefore is entitled to it.

Sounds about white.

I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.

"But what if they're on drugs?"

Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People

"Or not really THAT poor?"

Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People

"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE

Breaking: Zohran Mamdani said "No Problem" when his mom asked him to take out the garbage, but he was busy playing Zelda so it was actually a problem.

Google asking me to “remix” a photo of my cat belly up next to a laptop

Google produced photo of a cat with a laptop. Certainly not my cat or my laptop or her pose or the background… it just created a new picture of a cat

I just cannot believe how good AI is getting these days…

Oh wait.

Lets remind everyone visually (This is NOT AI)
This is an actual photograph from several news reporters.
News reporters have over 35 photos of this congress room.

Democrats have been showing up at every meeting gathering.
And republicans are no where to be found.
Mike Johnson told GOP not to attend

This is fantastic but also worth noting, food pantries have much better purchasing power at wholesale than any individual does at retail

Making a donation today- because food pantries can make your dollar go a LOT farther than you can buy at retail to drop off, and they can purchase what they really need NOW.

When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.

A screenshot of the Massachusetts snap program that explains the current administration is cutting off benefits to Americans on 01 November

Mass.gov SNAP page is telling the truth about this administration cutting off the program

www.mass.gov/lists/snap-b...

as we reach the SNAP cliff just a gentle reminder to do-gooders that the most efficient use of resources is to contribute to organizations that are already established. unless nothing exists in your area (and it likely does whether you know it) now is probably not the time to stand something up

I had a 120 lb Bloodhound German Shepherd mix, most good natured and intuitive dog I’ve ever known.

Didn’t train him a single moment but he just figured out how to be part of the family. His only behavior issue was on walks, if he had ever found a French fry in a spot, it must be full examined.

As a man who’s lived in Boston (the center of the universe) his whole life, and done tech sales for just about every time zone on earth, folks from London to Amsterdam to Chennai to Perth to Seoul to Portland to Dallas all know what their time zone is in relation to US East.

It’s quite convenient.

they are lying to you, because they think you are stupid

For an administration that came out of the box threatening Canadian independence, Greenland’s sovereignty, the Panama Canal, etc., it sure has a glass jaw. 🤡

Biggest congratulations to her and to him! (Presumably)