Andrew Zuber

Do Republicans not know that if one of their own makes a mistake it actually strengthens their party to hold that person accountable?

Congratulations to Bari Weiss on giving this 60 Minutes story far more publicity by trying to suppress it.

I am sick and tired of not owning a golden retriever.

I loved it. One of my favorites.

Nicely sums up why I left that shit hole of a website and will never return

@eve6.bsky.social has been awfully quiet lately and I need answers

It's profoundly different to cover a U.S. president than state or local officials, and too, much harder to vent publicly if you're female. But if in my reporting days, if anyone from a police sergeant to the mayor of Baltimore told me, "Quiet, piggy," I'd immediately insist he go fuck himself.

Here’s the deal:

His new name is Piggy.

That’s what we call him. In every conversation. In every post. In every meme.

Make it so pervasive that people in his on party and on his own staff start using it behind hos back and it eventually slips out at a press conference.
#PresidentPiggy #PIGUS

“He said himself” sir you must be joking

Normalize calling him names to his face. I don’t care what his role is - he deserves zero respect and should be treated as such.

I’m biased because one of my former showrunners created it and I helped test it, but I really enjoy Writer’s Room Pro. It helps me a lot to visualize everything and navigate story. Plus I loved to color code stuff and I know that’s not revolutionary but it brings me so much joy.

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

She’s beautiful!

Some vague promise of a vote in the future? We’re supposed to trust Republicans now? The party lead by the most dishonest crook in political history? If Democrats can’t play to win then they need to get off the field. I’m so mad I just made a sports analogy.

What an ugly display. The room is trash too.

I’ll send you a check. Just don’t cash it.

I’m currently battling cancer (we’ll win this fight) and it is bonkers to think about how quickly this can bankrupt someone without insurance. I sit in a room pitching jokes and eating free gummy bears all day and I’d be lost without my union plan. Every person on earth should have access to this.

I have an idea for a show about a doctor who’s really good at being a doctor, but being human? hooo boy that throws em for a loop

New rule: you can’t vote on any reality show stuff until you vote in a U.S. election first

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

The party of law and order sure loves pardoning convicted felons

just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand."

that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.

I was stunned when I saw this on their story yesterday. Immediately unfollowed.

Tax the rich. And remember, they don't see us as equally human as them. They see us as inferior beings who don't deserve a living wage for our labors or health care or benefit from our taxes. Their proof of our inferiority is the fact that we are not rich.

If a guest actress Emmy win isn’t going to air during the live show then what is the live show even for

Only a 5-minute standing ovation at Venice? Pshhh, good luck selling that

Cracker Barrel changes their logo and the right loses their minds but we’re the snowflakes, got it

It’s about to be 2,000,001 after Trump finds the person who reports these numbers

Too much "we're cooked" & not enough "we're not gonna take this shit"

If the idiot fakes the job numbers are unemployed people suddenly going to believe they have jobs