Royaroo

A bell pepper in the fetal position

Same, little pepper, same

Me: *holding up my lightsaber

Passport photographer: No

I disagree. It’s because we got so many hugs as children, but we expected them to continue once we became adults.

People have said that I’m a hypocrite for claiming I defend campus free speech and then cheering when ICE started deporting student protesters. But I’m not a hypocrite, I just don’t think free speech includes things that I don’t agree with.

Most viable career paths right now:
-Police goon
-Tech fraudster
-Health care crank
-Regime propagandist
-Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)

Wikipedia image of Major General (Ret.) Charles C. Rogers

Defense.gov google return: Medal of Honor Monday: Army Maj. Gen. Charles Calvin Rogers

Defense.gov 404 - Page Not Found

https://www.defense.gov/News/Feature-Stories/Story/Article/2824721/deimedal-of-honor-monday-army-maj-gen-charles-calvin-rogers/

This is blood-boiling. Charles Rogers was awarded the Medal of Honor in Vietnam after being wounded three times leading the defense of a position.

Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."

I lay awake in bed until twelve thirty,
one,
one thirty am
not wanting to go to sleep
because
then I will wake up
to another day filled with new ways to be horrified

Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI.

FLOOD THE PORTAL

Spam the hell out of it.

Pass it on! It works!

enddei.ed.gov

Your outie is a prolific serial killer and is always 2 steps ahead of authorities.

Bart Simpson staring off into space

Sometimes I’m late because the dog had to go out more than once and traffic was really bad and I forgot I had to get gas, and sometimes I’m late because I was sitting on the edge of the bed like this for too long

MAGA Fan Zachary Levi Ripped After Begging Musk To Let 'Good' Trump Voters Keep Their Jobs Oh, puhh-leeeeze.

Yeah, that's not how any of this works.

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

You realize how effed-up this is, right?

Fort Hitlr isn’t named after *Adolf*, it’s named after a distant relative Steve Hitlr who was actually a really lovely guy.

You can pry my antidepressants from my cold, dead hands A new executive order announced an "assessment" for the use of these meds in children. Adults aren't far behind.

New from me —

“What it comes down to is the removal of choice, especially when it comes to established health care. People should not have to suffer the anguish of being denied life-saving drugs because a couple of guys have decided to apply conspiracy theories instead of established science.”

Thank you for sharing these

So miserable I could cry... if only my body would let me cry again.

The world is a whole lot right now, and that’s on top of all of the already really hard things we all handle every single day. Be gentle with yourself, okay?

Welcome friend! ❤️

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

I’ve always known in my heart that if I had lived in Nazi Germany, I would’ve fought Hitler tooth and nail. But what’s happening here is pretty different and I’ve got bills to pay so…

I think a lot (too much) about the purpose of existence, and the conclusion I’ve come to in my 30 something years on this planet is that the purpose of existence is service to your community, and being privileged means that you have an amazing opportunity to live a life of service to others

Who knows when this will be needed or by whom