The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~

ultimate link was really cool, lots of fun stuff you can do with the remote bomb. characters that can spawn throwable items have so much interesting tech imo.

I eventually stopped playing tho cause I felt like people there just couldn't stand me.

ultimate, I mained pac man and like never practiced, yet regularly came around 2nd- 3rd at locals. many people just couldn't develop proper counterplay and I kept getting them with stupid bullshit.

man, kinda depressing, huh...

pocketz is a pretty cool name for a rapper tbh.

three random things about me:

1) on time the left half of my face became fully paralyzed.

2) I'm allergic to bees and once got in a car accident because of it.

3) I used to play competitive smash bros.

what does being in a rap group consist of?

evil markiplier, you could like call him darkiplier and ship him with an evil version of jacksepticeye.

it used to bother me a lot but then I embraced the transient and impermanent nature of reality and also realized it's just more fun to throw my shit at people.

trueee, my guy just left

evil jesus died on an upside down cross

weapons that break are cool if it's like botw where the hit that breaks them deals increased damage, so I can feel like I'm smashing a bottle over some innocent goblins head.

Look I'm a proponent of agile fat guys, I've been watching Sammo Hung films since I was able to understand moving shapes on a screen, I don't subscribe to outdated theories of BMI, but I'm dead serious when I say I do not think Meal Team Six here is gonna be able to catch the average runner

why are we shitting on them like that? isn't that just how the average american looks?

that's like kinda wrestling, which is a sport, I think.
so clearly the real you just wouldn't care and let it happen.

I hereby solemnly swear to only use my platform for social injustice, once I hit 1k.

gonna have chatgpt write a strongly worded email about the dangers of misgendering and instantly solve transphobia

I genuinely think a lot of guys with poor social skills could dramatically improve their ability to get laid, by just viewing women as potential wingmen, instead of potential sexual partners.

subtle foreshadowing

"look I agree that the genocide is bad, I'm just mad she isn't letting me forget about it"

Look at what they have to face

yeah dude fuck off. im jerking my dick over here. yes its to the game grumps !!! we've had this conversation !!! god !!!

It is cool that whether it's landlords, doctors, or cops, there are whole private forums full of them that are occasionally breached and every single fucking post is like "guys this grandma is bothering me how do I legally kill her"

elder millennial news director ending his big speech with "now lets go do the heckin newserino"

maybe if it spent less on avocado toast we wouldn't be in this situation.

regret to inform the various fascists that we've got the frog wizard on our side

2 years of full-scale genocide.

look I was doing it before it got popular.