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@shaymus.bsky.social

super smash bros, punk music, robots (giant humanoid variety) @chasnoelle.bsky.social ❤️

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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

18.11.2025 13:10 — 👍 25259    🔁 9231    💬 298    📌 208

asked my boss a question and got back a chatgpt answer with absolutely no relevance and oh my got i did not anticipate how unbelievably insulting it would feel

18.11.2025 14:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a mandatory potluck in THIS ECONOMY? i’m bringing one plastic water bottle for you fuckers to share

17.11.2025 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax

13.11.2025 21:44 — 👍 6229    🔁 1195    💬 107    📌 70

bsky needs to let you save videos to camera roll

04.11.2025 14:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hearing the first couple eric adams rants after a long year of mayoral politics i don’t care about really confirmed new york will always be the most american city

04.11.2025 01:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In a way, I find the authoritarian takeover of our media system even more disturbing than the authoritarian takeover of our political system.

Our political system has been failing basically my entire adult life. But, the media system provided accountability and sort of worked. Now it’s collapsing.

03.11.2025 16:18 — 👍 16033    🔁 3676    💬 639    📌 230

i love getting online and blocking joe walsh

29.10.2025 16:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

democrats stand for literally anything challenge

fuck gavin newsom

28.10.2025 16:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

26.10.2025 19:27 — 👍 25149    🔁 5617    💬 1217    📌 1150
A SKELETAN DERAMEN OF SPACE AND GOOD COMPUTER'S , "I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHEN COMPUTERS WHERE FUN " MODEM SOUND, FLASH GAMES SECRET WORLD, MP3, FREE WEB SITES, DISKS, NO COPS NO BOSSES, MOTHER FUCKER!!!! SYNTAX ERROR,, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
--- WHO EVERS MAKIN ALL THE MONEY OFF THIS SHIT NOW CAN KISS MY TINY ASS BECUASE WE USE TO HAVE SOMETHING FUN IN THE WORLD AND NOW ITS A BURDEN TO DO EVERY THING, EVEN PLAYING A GAME AINT FUN BECUASE YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE FULL OF KIDS SAYING "TWITTER WORDS" IN A HIGH VOICE, AND IT TAKES 999 YEARS TO DOWNLOAD, AND IT TAKES 999 MORE YEAR'S TO DOWNLOAD THE UPDATE, CANT HAVE A CHILL GAME WHERE YOU JUMP ON STUFF AND EXPLORE DIFFERENT PLACES, YOU HAVE TO GAMBLE WITH LOOT BOX AND PAY MORE FOR DOWNLOAD'S , AND WHEN YOU GET IN THERE THE COMPANYS ARE JUST LOADEN IT UP WITH AI SHIT ANY WAY, BUT GUESS WHAT IM STILL KICKEN A$$, ANY ONE CAN KICK A$$ IN FAVORABLE CONDITIONS, BUT IT TAKES A REAL PEACE OF SHIT LIKE YOU AND ME TO GO OUT THERE AND KICK A$$ IN ADVERSE CONDITIONS LIKE THE YEAR 2025, SO FUCK IT, WE WILL MAKE A GOOD COMPUTER AGAIN SOME DAY, AND UNTIL THEN, SEE YA ON BLUE SKY AND PATREON "AT LEAST IT AINT MUSK OR ZUCK" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELETAN DERAMEN OF SPACE AND GOOD COMPUTER'S , "I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHEN COMPUTERS WHERE FUN " MODEM SOUND, FLASH GAMES SECRET WORLD, MP3, FREE WEB SITES, DISKS, NO COPS NO BOSSES, MOTHER FUCKER!!!! SYNTAX ERROR,, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! --- WHO EVERS MAKIN ALL THE MONEY OFF THIS SHIT NOW CAN KISS MY TINY ASS BECUASE WE USE TO HAVE SOMETHING FUN IN THE WORLD AND NOW ITS A BURDEN TO DO EVERY THING, EVEN PLAYING A GAME AINT FUN BECUASE YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE FULL OF KIDS SAYING "TWITTER WORDS" IN A HIGH VOICE, AND IT TAKES 999 YEARS TO DOWNLOAD, AND IT TAKES 999 MORE YEAR'S TO DOWNLOAD THE UPDATE, CANT HAVE A CHILL GAME WHERE YOU JUMP ON STUFF AND EXPLORE DIFFERENT PLACES, YOU HAVE TO GAMBLE WITH LOOT BOX AND PAY MORE FOR DOWNLOAD'S , AND WHEN YOU GET IN THERE THE COMPANYS ARE JUST LOADEN IT UP WITH AI SHIT ANY WAY, BUT GUESS WHAT IM STILL KICKEN A$$, ANY ONE CAN KICK A$$ IN FAVORABLE CONDITIONS, BUT IT TAKES A REAL PEACE OF SHIT LIKE YOU AND ME TO GO OUT THERE AND KICK A$$ IN ADVERSE CONDITIONS LIKE THE YEAR 2025, SO FUCK IT, WE WILL MAKE A GOOD COMPUTER AGAIN SOME DAY, AND UNTIL THEN, SEE YA ON BLUE SKY AND PATREON "AT LEAST IT AINT MUSK OR ZUCK" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

RIP - dashare.zone ADMIN

24.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 774    🔁 236    💬 0    📌 4
I Have That on Vinyl is read/self funded. I pay $20 per essay because I believe in paying writers. No one should write for free. I realize $20 isn’t a lot, but it is the principle of the thing; being compensated for your efforts is important to me.

That said, $20 for each essay, with an average of 3-4 essays a week, adds up. I’m having a hard time keeping up with this, as I am on a fixed income. And this is where I ask you, the readers and fans of the incredible writing that goes into making IHTOV successful, to lend a hand.

If you love IHTOV, if you have read and enjoyed these wonderful essays, please consider leaving a tip so I can not only pay the writers, but pay for hosting and technical help (comments coming soon!). Any little bit helps, even five dollars. 

We are almost at the year anniversary and I’m so happy to make it this far and be still going strong. I want to keep IHTOV going. The last thing I want to do is give it up because I’m out of funds. Who knows, maybe I’ll win Powerball this week and it won’t matter. Until then, any help is appreciated. 

venmo: michele-catalano2659
paypal: michele.catalano@gmail.com

I Have That on Vinyl is read/self funded. I pay $20 per essay because I believe in paying writers. No one should write for free. I realize $20 isn’t a lot, but it is the principle of the thing; being compensated for your efforts is important to me. That said, $20 for each essay, with an average of 3-4 essays a week, adds up. I’m having a hard time keeping up with this, as I am on a fixed income. And this is where I ask you, the readers and fans of the incredible writing that goes into making IHTOV successful, to lend a hand. If you love IHTOV, if you have read and enjoyed these wonderful essays, please consider leaving a tip so I can not only pay the writers, but pay for hosting and technical help (comments coming soon!). Any little bit helps, even five dollars. We are almost at the year anniversary and I’m so happy to make it this far and be still going strong. I want to keep IHTOV going. The last thing I want to do is give it up because I’m out of funds. Who knows, maybe I’ll win Powerball this week and it won’t matter. Until then, any help is appreciated. venmo: michele-catalano2659 paypal: michele.catalano@gmail.com

hi, an important IHTOV update. thank you for reading it.

23.10.2025 09:05 — 👍 56    🔁 26    💬 4    📌 6

i learned ronald reagan died on the bionicle fan forums

22.10.2025 23:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they be talking about well funded anarchists but i have failed to sell a single protest sign this week

18.10.2025 17:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’m usually music first lyrics later, but foxing is a great example of one i will always sit down and read along with first listen. and then there are plenty of bands where if i can’t casually pick out all the lyrics i just decide i probably don’t need to know them

18.10.2025 16:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Here’s a block list:

bsky.app/profile/did:...

17.10.2025 23:18 — 👍 996    🔁 621    💬 57    📌 116

If you qt the white house one time I'm muting you

17.10.2025 23:01 — 👍 189    🔁 16    💬 5    📌 1
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Live Hasan reaction

17.10.2025 00:16 — 👍 1476    🔁 230    💬 26    📌 82

man I hate asmongold but is he not saying the exact opposite here?

15.10.2025 17:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

i am so excited to see turnstile (and traumatized from missing them repeatedly) that i had a nightmare i was actually supposed to see title fight in new york and had to figure out how to get there today

14.10.2025 13:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it’s cool how normal people dream of being rich so they can say “fuck you i got mine and don’t need your bullshit” but then the actual rich get on their knees and whore themselves out exclusively to the worst beings on earth

30.09.2025 17:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

christians never should have been allowed to use the internet

25.09.2025 23:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pour one out for kimmel. can’t imagine being given the perfect excuse to fuck off into the sunset with my riches and being dragged back to work in the name of saving the country or whatever

22.09.2025 20:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if i get fired for calling in on the day of the rapture is that religious discrimination

22.09.2025 17:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no shit my mom acted like the left behind series was the secret 3rd book of the bible

22.09.2025 17:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Learning that the rapture isn’t biblical at all and realizing I was basically being taught the Left Behind books in church radicalized me far more than anything else. Like, you terrorized me as a child over the hallucinations of a man who got hit on the head

21.09.2025 13:59 — 👍 89    🔁 13    💬 4    📌 0

the media rush to canonize charlie kirk is legitimately maybe one of the weirdest things of this nature i have ever seen in my life

11.09.2025 18:09 — 👍 16223    🔁 2108    💬 503    📌 225

it’s so cool how i followed all the small venues to look out for local shows but IG only shows me their posts 5-7 days after the shows happen

11.09.2025 13:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i guess i mean the fact it happens as a response doesn’t matter. the bad shit is gonna be bad

10.09.2025 20:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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