Heh! "Offer." Like the kind the mob gives in their endless generosity! 🙄

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And yet...not really, because Black people in America are certainly *not* more obsequiousness to white dumbassery.

???

I guess it just seems weird because the last time you moved, you mentioned it on your comic blog, took a few weeks off and had your substitute document the journey the whole way through.

Oh well. Congratulations on your move in any case.

Whether you like it or not, this is our painful truth in America.

Is...that why he became FBI director. He wanted to get revenge on the people who said that he couldn't be the next Ed Hardy? 😏

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Oh I get, ha ha ha?

"Well *I* don't personally know those people who enjoy Taylor Swift, and since I've replaced 'the sun' as what the earth revolves around, all the people this article is telling me DO enjoy Taylor Swift must not exist cause they don't orbit around *me*!"

No I think he cares. He's not going to public admit it, of course, nor will it change his mind (these troglodytes *do* seem to value bull-headed stubbornness, after all) but he cares. You'd be surprised how the genesis to a lot of right-wing nut jobs is petty resentment and grudges.

He'll still be treated better then people merely pointing out *actual* things Kirk has said though. 🙄

Oh my fucking God! You mean this IS the same person? Lord. On that show he was a racist dumbass nobody. What are they giving this 5th rate nobody any airtime?

That's probably the case, but I would support it if every place in the state really *did* deny these ghouls bathroom privileges.

Even their bladders don't cooperate with them!

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At the moment, I think she's more "Pissti"....😏

I don't know about this you guys. Now she's going to be even more full of shit than ever.

Oops... sorry, Ms. Noem....🤭

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Sounds like her pants are about to be a "failed state" pretty soon as well....

I dunno about this. She already seems like she's full of piss and vinegar enough as it is....🤭

I think it's for real-life reasons (namely trans people constantly stressing that they feel endangered in this society and people desperate to glibly dismiss their concerns, as, say..."internet madness", just to give a random example) that exploded on a powder keg.

You say that like it's a bad thing though....🤷🏿‍♂️

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By the way, don't think I didn't notice the "person ACCUSED of Nazi salute" thrown in on there, MSM. 😒

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But they LOVE The Affordable Care Act, because we are a rational and sensible country!

Fox News flunky breathlessly running into the executive office

FNF: "Boss, we have an emergency here. Someone accidentally did journalism today. It's a code red!"

Don't point out that the Punisher is *more* likely to go after corrupt law enforcement who used their position and privilege to put themselves above the law or anything....🙄

"That's because your definition of 'unsafe' is that he "doesn't agree" that you should be safe on here (or anywhere for that matter) How absurd! I'm a very S-M-R-T person!"

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The problem is that he doesn't "agree" with them being able to live their own damn lives without interfering in their right to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness (which would in fact fit the definition of "unsafe". So much so that he's willing to violate TOS agreements that HE signed up for.

Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off

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The joke, of course is that he DOESN'T get to say whatever he likes, because he willingly signed that away to be the Saudi royal family's personal brown-noser. Even THOSE hypocritical principals are too "lofty" for Mr Chapelle.

Oh come on! Lauren Conrad couldn't be "bullied" by that loser, much less Gavin Newsom!