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Christopher Farnsworth

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Writer. Author of THE PRESIDENT’S VAMPIRE, KILLFILE, FLASHMOB. Books, journalism, screenplays, comics. Married to @goldenpurl.bsky.social. ROBERT B. PARKER'S BURIED SECRETS out now: https://amzn.to/4hMjBz7

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Local Authors Panel Meet your local authors at the Village Well for a panel on telling stories across genres, the business of writing books, and more!

Tickets here (they’re free): www.eventbrite.com/e/local-auth...

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I know just because someone is a great actor doesn't mean they're necessarily a good person, but still -- Val Kilmer? Jesus Christ.

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Val Kilmer, 2008: “I expressed interest in visiting you since I know how unpleasant the circumstances are and that people become shy sometimes when they should be reaching out. I hope this is your current email and that you are allowing this to let you
grow. God bless, Val Kilmer”

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A flyer for an author panel at Village Well books in Culver City, CA, on Wednesday, Feb. 11, at 6:30 pm, featuring Andrew Rubin, Susan Walter, Ken Pisani, Ryan Elizabeth Penske, Stefanie Leder, and Chris Farnsworth.

A flyer for an author panel at Village Well books in Culver City, CA, on Wednesday, Feb. 11, at 6:30 pm, featuring Andrew Rubin, Susan Walter, Ken Pisani, Ryan Elizabeth Penske, Stefanie Leder, and Chris Farnsworth.

RESCHEDULED! Now appearing at Village Well Books on Wednesday, 2/11!

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It does not think that highly of me.

03.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Going to introduce a constitutional amendment that says Wordlebot cannot criticize my choices unless it solves the puzzle in fewer steps than I do.

03.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good point.

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VII. CONCLUSION
 There is an old adage among lawyers. If you have the facts on your side, pound the
 facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither, pound the table.
 Secretary Noem, the record to-date shows, does not have the facts on her side or at least has
 ignored them. Does not have the law on her side or at least has ignored it. Having neither and
 bringing the adage into the 21st century, she pounds X (f/k/a Twitter).
 Kristi Noem has a First Amendment right to call immigrants killers, leeches, entitlement
 junkies, and any other inapt name she wants. Secretary Noem, however, is constrained by both
 our Constitution and the APA to apply faithfully the facts to the law in implementing the TPS
 program. The record to-date shows she has yet to do that.
 By accompanying Order, the Court GRANTS Plaintiffs' Renewed Motion for a Stay
 Under 5 U.S.C. § 705.
 Ara C. Regr

VII. CONCLUSION There is an old adage among lawyers. If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither, pound the table. Secretary Noem, the record to-date shows, does not have the facts on her side or at least has ignored them. Does not have the law on her side or at least has ignored it. Having neither and bringing the adage into the 21st century, she pounds X (f/k/a Twitter). Kristi Noem has a First Amendment right to call immigrants killers, leeches, entitlement junkies, and any other inapt name she wants. Secretary Noem, however, is constrained by both our Constitution and the APA to apply faithfully the facts to the law in implementing the TPS program. The record to-date shows she has yet to do that. By accompanying Order, the Court GRANTS Plaintiffs' Renewed Motion for a Stay Under 5 U.S.C. § 705. Ara C. Regr

Haiti’s TPS continues for now!!!!! And zowie: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.283214/gov.uscourts.dcd.283214.124.0_1.pdf

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The president’s former defense attorney would like you to believe he will pursue the Epstein investigation to the fullest extent of the law.

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Looking back, I am mainly impressed how they kept a lid on the big spoiler for as long as they did. By way of contrast, I knew the Helly reveal on "Severance" before the episode even aired.

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Okay, gonna need a minute for this one.

02.02.2026 23:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this math is both accurate and rude

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It‘s been in the back of my mind for a while that we’re building the equivalent of viruses and bacteria - lots of information and direction, no self - and tripping over the fact that we made their component parts out of our languages, so they look purposive.

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"tired of some of their admiration for [insert lefty or left-leaning political and cultural figure]" explains a solid three-quarters of the last decade of american politics

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Measles Exposure At Disneyland And Around SoCal Prompts Concern About Potential Outbreak "People who were at these locations during the date and time listed above may be at risk of developing measles," authorities warned.

The newest experience at Disneyland: measles.
patch.com/california/o...

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/5 This close-mindedness, this cancel culture, can be DEADLY because it shuts you off from sources of scientific insight. Like, if it weren’t for the brave people at @cbsnews.com platforming Peter Attia, how would we learn that if you hang with child rapists you may go into withdrawal when you stop?

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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

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Oh that is good news. I was very sad when “Patriot” was canceled. Will definitely check that out.

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“Together, the documents show how Mr. Epstein’s connections with people in Hollywood, Wall Street, Washington and fashion thrived even after he became a convicted sex offender in 2008.”

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They Said They Weren’t Close to Epstein. New Documents Show Otherwise.

Gift link: They Said They Weren’t Close to Epstein. New Documents Show Otherwise. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...

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There is no reforming this.

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Official concedes 8-year-old who died in U.S. custody could have been saved as devastated family recalls final days The parents of 8-year-old Anadith Danay Reyes Alvarez told CBS News that their daughter died in Border Patrol custody because of negligence and discrimination.

In 2023, CBP killed a young Black girl that they imprisoned by incarcerating her and failing to provide the needed medical care for her sickle cell anemia

You cannot reform this apparatus which kills people no matter which party is in charge

Anadith Danay Reyes Alvarez, who was 8 years old

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I agree. Horns add depth and feeling as well.

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Ultimately, Petitioners may, because of the arcane United States immigration system, return to
their home country, involuntarily or by self-deportation. But that result should occur through a more
orderly and humane policy than currently in place.
Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you
can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike,
It is so ORDERED.
SIGNED this 31st day of February, 2026.
7um Jing
FRED BIERY
UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE
Credit: Bystander
Matthew 19:14
John 11:35

There is also the photo of the boy from the viral stories included.

Ultimately, Petitioners may, because of the arcane United States immigration system, return to their home country, involuntarily or by self-deportation. But that result should occur through a more orderly and humane policy than currently in place. Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you can keep it." With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike, It is so ORDERED. SIGNED this 31st day of February, 2026. 7um Jing FRED BIERY UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE Credit: Bystander Matthew 19:14 John 11:35 There is also the photo of the boy from the viral stories included.

Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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Judge orders 5-year-old Liam Ramos and his father released from immigration detention, source says | CNN A federal judge has ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Conejos Ramos and his father from the South Texas Family Detention Center in Dilley, Texas, according to a source with knowledge of the feder...

www.cnn.com/2026/01/31/u...

31.01.2026 19:04 — 👍 311    🔁 98    💬 5    📌 13

it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend

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DM me? We used to get hundreds of highly qualified applicants for a single job posting. Good prosecutors are increasingly hesitant to work for this DOJ.

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New CBS News contributor Peter Attia making headlines, probably not for the reasons he'd like.

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