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mike tyson please knock out jake paul it would be so funny

i guess im trying this app again

okay so harry and peter in spider man 2 are like hella gay right?

spider man 2 is already amazing just bcus they finally let you leave manhatten

Bought my first gunpla. Looking forward to building it

being a fan of rtz in dota is rough every year

New name who thjs

Now that rtd is back in charge of doctor who i can't wait for the next series finale villian to be the daleks followed in the next series by the daleks and then the next series we get a second villain but also the daleks again

i will never end up deleting grindr because i get so much content out of the insane messages i get

was scrolling through steams featured and recommended without actually paying attention and saw what i thought was a spawn videogame out of the corner of my eye and when i go back to the slide its a call of duty ad?????

G'mar Chatima Tova

wait youre telling me the guy everyone predicted will be the toy maker ended up being the toy maker? absolutely shocked

Starting therapy today it's over for you bitches I'll be unstoppable now

was listening to an album on spotify and after it ended it autoplayed the non remastered version of one of the earlier songs and it confused the hell out of me

man someone liked an old ass post of mine on the hell site and i read their bio and was excited to maybe find a good nsfw mlm artist and it was literally only genshin shit and now im disapointed

there has been an episode in both season 2 and season 3 of the crown that have tried really hard to make people sympathetic to prince Charles and tbh if anything they made me hate him more

update on the crown season 2: matt smith was deff a big part of it but olivia colman is kinda making up for his absence

as i finish up the crown season 2 its time to find out if i watched this far because im a sucker for historical dramas or if i just think matt smith is cute

im tired of these kids with their excuses of not remembering 9/11 because they were too young. come up with a real excuse like dissociative identity disorder

i always wonder how guys who are 1000s of miles away find me on grindr and also why they message me

dissociation mode active

Not to be a wrestling fan on main but cm punk getting fired again right before a ppv in Chicago is so incredibly funny

on one hand this guy on grindr kinda cute on the other he has 4 pics and all of them are him wearing naruto shirts (but not the same shirt)

Jeff Rosenstock continues to have a flawless discography

This was funnier when i learned two of my roommates friends living elsewhere in the city had no rain what so ever and were confused by the report of hail

Heard hail and decided to check the weather app to see how long the storms would last and Google says there is a 20% chance of raining rn

I never want to see the inside of an airplane gain but unfortunately my flight boards in 15 mins

There is a person about 4 rows in front of me on this flight to Vegas who's been doing nothing but play some slot machine game on their iPad so far

The best part of being home t b h