Joe Stoner

Old milk crates and the original boxes from their game consoles

He couldn’t say Tappan Zee so he renamed it Cuomo

How did the ”meaning-chain” change from 60+ years ago? It was “definitely bad” in 1965. And Platner got his tattoo in 2007 anyway.

“Abortion on demand” is the most deranged way to describe “not making abortion illegal” and I think that’s probably because he has to vilify the opposition rather than promote his own, because banning abortion already sounds deranged to most of us

“Campaign” is an extremely generous way to say “whined incessantly while doing nothing worthy of the award”

You know after the first few seasons they replaced him with a different Dick Yank and everyone else pretended it never happened

I know, I’m sorry, but you see it is our fault specifically, as civilians who would like to not die on planes, for not being democrats elected to congress and then not voting for what republicans want

They don’t want to have to say out loud that that’s their position, but that’s clearly the result they want.

Ideally, they want hospitals to charge up front and just let it be private markets all the way

We went to the same college and for this reason I’m kinda glad the college shut down last year

Facebook consistently puts stuff I don’t care about in my feed and I wouldn’t use it at all if my band wasn’t on there.

It just suggested I might like a “60+ bassists” group. I’m well under 60, don’t play bass, and I don’t do Facebook groups

You do understand that none of us have encountered a portal yet

Men are simply too emotional to be in these sort of positions.

Losing, not closing.

It reminds me of one specific person I used to know who claimed to love math and the only thing they ever did in service of math was frequently derail other people’s conversations to brag about memorizing pi to like 15 digits

I’m just closing my mind over the idea that putting two capital O’s next to each other is some sort of clever nod to either infinity or the number zero, which is almost never represented using two zeroes in binary, which isn’t called “the binary code” and is not a “fundamental language”

It always sounds like they’re afraid of making him mad, and specifically that he will flag their serial number

You may not agree with his views, and also you don’t have to hand it to him, and this is also one of the times where it is acceptable to “talk about gun violence” or “make things political.”

Why is he starting from an assumption that we have to “honor” him somehow?

Some people seem like they’re conforming to imaginary rules that will force the republicans to recognize their own hypocrisy and change their ways. They still won’t like you, don’t bother!

That sentence can be transformed to make any arbitrary point in under three moves

If I remember correctly, a month later slashdot said that Apple’s new “iPod” was going to be a dud because it did not have an FM radio. So it was absolutely social media in spirit, despite not having the whole “network” bit in place yet

Wow, this whole article has that “here’s why that’s bad news for Biden” vibe.

Oh no, if everyone else but cuomo drops out, and all their supporters go to cuomo, he’ll only have a like a four point lead! What ever will Mamdani do?

Skee-Lo is gonna be mad when he reads this

The Top brothers are gonna have to wait quite a while for their turn here

Great now that we’re on the last season

It sure felt like keeping schools open for children was a very high priority that required extra attention and effort from everyone involved.

And then at the same time the service industry worked their asses off to adapt.

Two sets of people with some overlap living in a community! Unfathomable!

Bluesky has the strongest culture against Poster’s Madness, and also the highest concentration of people suffering from it

Can we all agree to dance on the rooftops

Republicans hate pronouns so I think we can say whatever we want as long as we refer to this particular elderly man who may be dead as “him”

Someone should make a “blocked by Mark Cuban” tag so we can have parties on here that he can’t see

That reminds me, I gotta go become a spokesperson for a dispensary

Never forget the businesses lost on nine eleven