Jonathan

Y'all does not reset when liking the reset post. I accidentally perma y'alled myself.

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

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Sweet bottom of the barrel? Salty above bitter? Jee whiz. Top 3 pretty accurate though imho.

as an American not subject to UK defamation law I can't believe the yacht JK Rowling personally commissioned was the main vehicle used to traffic children to Epstein Island

“this is how I think communism should work instead” says the person who isn’t a communist, and 50 tweets later reveals they think communism is a utopian fantasy. Thank you for your contributions about something you don’t support and don’t think can exist using words you don’t understand. Helpful!

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Contraption fodder

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

The total number of years of mandatory schooling in Australia has now been reduced by one thanks to youth-led education reform, which has caused the merging of grades 6–7

The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."

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NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- SLUGGO IS LOOKING AT HIS FACE IN A HAND MIRROR SLUGGO: I CAN'T STAND MY FACE- - IT'S SO HOMELY P2-SLUGGO IS WALKING DOWNTOWN AND HE SEES HIS REFLECTION IN A SHOP WINDOW SLUGGO: WHAT A PUSS P3- SLUGGO THEN SEES A CITY PUBLIC NOTICE POSTER, IT READS… IT'S YOUR DUTY TO HELP BEAUTIFY YOUR CITY P4- SLUGGO HAS PUT ON A COSTUME MASK TO COVER HIS FACE SLUGGO IS WALKING DOWNTOWN WITH HIS FACE COVERED

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 08,1950

Dickhead.

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Jesus christ. You're pathetic.

You are such a miserable asshole.

joining linked in just to tell companies i'll kill my self if they don't hire me

Man I just saw someone say that the country musician "Jellyroll" killed himself because people were making fun of him for being so ugly and annoying. No idea if that's true or not, but it just goes to show how powerful your voice can be even if you don't know it. 🙏

Fuck off.

i don't need to read marx, i've already read dilbert

Asking to use your bathroom and firing off a dozen posts like "Straight passing people love hiding their lotion" while I'm in there for 45 minutes

Tired I am so tired of waiting, Aren't you, For the world to become good And beautiful and kind? Let us take a knife And cut the world in two - And see what worms are eating At the rind. Langston Hughes

Gloves are off. Jacob Frey is saying "fuck" now. And for his next move, he will do fuck all.

This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs

cumming inside you and then immediately grabbing my phone and googling "sex finale explained"

Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.

Nothing Is To Be Done! Vladimir Liberal

Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “