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Elizabeth Story

@hyperbolictelly.bsky.social

πŸ–€πŸ€πŸ’œBook Designer for Tachyon Publications. Opinions my own. Give me your Oreos. www.behance.net/efstory3ffb

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Has lived in the US since he was NINE MONTHS OLD.

12.10.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3635    πŸ” 1268    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 28
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ICE abducted a 15-year-old autistic boy during a bathroom break and kept him hidden for nearly a week.
His mother thought he was missing. Even local police couldn’t find him because ICE never told anyone they had him.

He was selling fruit with his mom when he asked to use the restroom.

11.10.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 533    πŸ” 399    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 50

IF GOVERNMENT COULD BE RUN LIKE A BUSINESS, A BUSINESS WOULD ALREADY BE DOING IT

Government exists to *prevent* society from being run like a business. That's its literal purpose.

12.10.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The novice asked, "How long will it take to become enlightened?"

The master replied, "10 years."

The novice asked, "What if I grind through the lessons and do all the daily logins and tasks and buy all the microtransactions?"

The master replied, "fucking what"

10.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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PORTLAND: β€œThe frogs are multiplying”

(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)

10.10.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 20916    πŸ” 6181    πŸ’¬ 926    πŸ“Œ 701
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Federal agents aren’t trying to keep the peace. They want violence to escalate so that Trump can declare martial law.

They shot a reverend in the head with pepper balls while he was praying in front of an ICE facility. If that doesn’t tell you where we are as a country, nothing will.

10.10.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6441    πŸ” 3121    πŸ’¬ 228    πŸ“Œ 240
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Thinking about that time I got quoted in the National Review about Bari Weiss

10.10.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4279    πŸ” 519    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 15

the damn Instagram algorithm's got my number for clothes i like

10.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nice little TV network you got there How easily has Trump rolled corporate media? So much more easily than he probably expected.

Mother Jones has substantially more paid subscribers than Bari Weiss’ Free Press, so perhaps someone should put us in charge of a TV network.

09.10.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 455    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

It is pretty galling that the Supreme Court spent four years telling Biden "you can't do that without Congress" then allowed Trump to seize a once-unthinkable amount of power from Congress within nine months and concentrate law-making authority almost entirely in the executive branch.

09.10.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9763    πŸ” 2634    πŸ’¬ 219    πŸ“Œ 150
screencap of Dr. Cox from Scrubs captioned " It's regular-strength Tylenol. Here's what you do. Get her to open her mouth, take a handful and throw it at her. Whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage."

screencap of Dr. Cox from Scrubs captioned " It's regular-strength Tylenol. Here's what you do. Get her to open her mouth, take a handful and throw it at her. Whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage."

09.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the roundest face!

09.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

peter capaldi was in an episode of Poirot and i didn't even recognize him because i assumed he was born a weird old man

09.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜F*ck ICE and Free Palestine’ - Hollywood Star Hannah Einbinder Talks Zionism, Jewish Identity, and Palestinian Liberation In the first episode of this new Zeteo podcast, host Simone Zimmerman dives deep into Israel and Palestine with one of the most outspoken anti-Zionist Jews in Hollywood.

Watch the full conversation:
zeteo.com/p/beyond-isr...

09.10.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

The Atlantic, the NYT, the Post, the Free Press, Persuasion ... god, so many others ... they did it. They participated in the destruction of norms against bigotry & now bigotry is running rampant, out in the open, at the highest levels.

Great work everyone.

09.10.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1631    πŸ” 295    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 12
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Last night, I finished THE ESSENTIAL HORROR OF JOE R. LANSDALE, a new collection out this week from @TachyonPub.

What a great collection! Every single story was superb: engaging, skillfully told and a little bit weird. Lansdale is simply a masterful storyteller.

09.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

we would all be much better off if the crimes committed by the rich for their own amusement were treated more seriously than the crimes of desperation and necessity committed by the less fortunate

09.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 275    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

i UNDERSTAND that health codes exist for very good reasons, but a bookstore with a cafe AND a cat is still the dream

08.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They absolutely should give an entirely redacted presentation

08.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

i, too, am famous for my disco naps

08.10.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

where did you get this video of me and my boss

08.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

everybody knocks on the school festival arc of HeroAca, and yeah it's not the strongest, but it is NECESSARY to have a storyline that reminds the readers that these are high school students who should be doing normal high school things before the status quo is literally disintegrated

08.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my mild take is the battles in battle shonen are too long. if you took 2-3 episodes off the Shibuya Incident to squeeze in some final classroom scenes before everything goes down, then the deaths would have hit that much harder. You need time with characters to miss them when they're gone.

08.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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DEI for me, not for thee.

08.10.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3222    πŸ” 957    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 68
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Pritzker: "He said he was going after the worst of the worst. It's not going after the worst of the worst when you're just literally stopping children who happen to be brown & asking them for papers as if they're gonna have proof they're a citizen. Pull out your phones and film everything you see"

08.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 17815    πŸ” 5776    πŸ’¬ 260    πŸ“Œ 156

This right here is Trump's ultimate goal: staying in power

08.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1784    πŸ” 478    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 12

They come from Indiana just like the guns in NYC come from Virginia. It's an open secret.

08.10.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 270    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Laura Rodriguez, on Twitter:

A federal agent points a weapon at a woman who was recording them.

Jess, a U.S. citizen and member of a neighborhood patrol team that documents and shares ICE activity across the city, was filming when the incident occurred earlier today in the Berwyn area.

Laura Rodriguez, on Twitter: A federal agent points a weapon at a woman who was recording them. Jess, a U.S. citizen and member of a neighborhood patrol team that documents and shares ICE activity across the city, was filming when the incident occurred earlier today in the Berwyn area.

I fear if things don’t change right now, this image is going to come back to haunt us

07.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13466    πŸ” 4298    πŸ’¬ 731    πŸ“Œ 324
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is there a world where wide-leg pants don't make me look weird? because it's not like i wear skinny jeans for my own amusment

07.10.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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