It's hit that time of year in the UK where all your guitar are constantly out of tune. Brilliant.

[faint sounds of pencils being sharpened]

Can't wait to be disappointed.

Will absolutely be buying. 😭😅

So happy for Shane Lowry. What a ride this Ryder Cup has been.

A genuinely embarrassing performance.

Not a single shithouse in the crowd at the Ryder Cup. The USA had one job. 😅

As a young librarian for an academic library, so many users walk past my office, which clearly says "Librarian," multiple times and still look confused when they see me.

"Where is the Librarian?"

Sons crying now. Cheers.

Should be some sort of fine for Brompton bike owners that get on a train, don't fold their bike up, and just leave it against the doors on a normal carriage and go and sit down.

Coming from a Brompton owner.

Kane celebrating his goal against Arsenal wearing his goggles.

No waaaaaaayyyy

Go on the lads. Ajayi and Scarlett. Just need Moore to score now!

This is some 4d chess by Merson here. He wants us to suffer 🥲😅