WhoaDuh

If you're on a podcast and tell a story about Lorne Michaels, and you DON'T do your best Lorne Michaels impression, then you have lost my support. #SNL

The worst part about my kid's sports team using Facebook messenger is that I use that exclusively for sharing my most unhinged internet finds with targeted groups of friends. This is an accident just waiting to happen.

I just cancelled my @paramountpictures.bsky.social account for canceling @colbertlateshow.bsky.social. This kind of sensorship cannot stand. #StephenColbert #LSSC #BOYCOTTCBS

MainStage | Tomorrowland Belgium 2025 LIVE YouTube video by Tomorrowland

#EDM tickles my #ADHD. #tomorrowland

Do we think that #Tomorrowland burnt the stage down for a bit of viral marketing and an absolutely insane backdrop for the main stage?

#KingsIsland was at its peak when @paramountpictures.bsky.social owned it. #HotTake #GenX

Stadium ushers are the kindest most helpful people until it's time to leave the stadium.

I'll boo anytime I hear people booing. Even if I don't know why. I just like booing.

Let's turn ICE raids into career fairs? #CBTM

Happy 4th of July to all those whom the government has deemed worthy of inalienable rights!

If you saw a bear, you'd probably say "look at that bear." But the bear doesn't know we call it a bear, so they'd probably think, "why does everyone keep calling me that?" #beartalk #bearnames #whattodoifyouseeabear #confusedbears #bearparanoia

Who could have predicted this? What's that? Oh, I'm being told everyone could have.

I was just thinking that even if no one had ever reminded me to never forget 9/11, I think I would still remember.

Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

Doing my small part at the baseball field. #TravelBaseball #Parenting #WV #NoKings #Resist #Protest

What about Push API?

Love the way a drug addled billionaire is now openly rowing with the serial bankrupt sex offending felon President over his connection to a repeatedly convicted paedophile who died in questionable circumstances, and all the conspiracy theorists think they’re the good guys.

Has 2025 peaked yet?

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

I wish them both the worst.

This must be the cringiest part of that chat

Ok, I'll bite.

I wonder what kind of batshit crazy conspiracy theory the Cheeto-in-chief has conjured up to distract us from #Signalgate. I bet it's absolutely BONKERS!

Me (eating a custard-filled donut): I gotta find it's little custard butthole.

I did my part. #DOGE

All of these days of inclement weather really make me appreciate the days that are more clement.

I can't remember. Is it proper etiquette to skip deodorant for a @fatherjmisty.bsky.social show? #Louisville

No way this is right, right? #NYTconnections