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Ciara Knight

@ciara.bsky.social

Comedy writer and performer. Patiently waiting for Mambo Number 6. www.twitter.com/ciara_knight

1,148 Followers  |  276 Following  |  673 Posts  |  Joined: 04.07.2023  |  1.4756

Latest posts by ciara.bsky.social on Bluesky

Thanks so much for all the kind messages today♥️ Really means a lot. And if you haven’t heard yet - yes it’s true. I changed the hoover bag!!

28.01.2026 17:31 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Chemists should do a Too Good To Go bag. Lip balm, lil pick n mix of antibiotics, face masks and such like. I could be happy.

27.01.2026 21:41 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tryna hide the bags under my eyes with concealer

24.01.2026 14:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So many A$AP Rocky song titles tell the tale of a good Catholic wedding

23.01.2026 12:21 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

When I worked for a female-focused lifestyle website many years ago I made a meme that said 'I'm not doing dry January until the weather starts 🤪' and unfortunately it absolutely killed like the engagement was off the charts 😔 anyway thinking of those 'Ugh so true' huns today x

21.01.2026 17:05 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Prue has stepped down. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

21.01.2026 15:56 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

My friend Éimhear broke her Fimhear 😔

20.01.2026 13:51 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was part of the catering staff at Brooklyn Beckham’s wedding and they made us sign NDAs but they expired at midnight so I’m ready to share what happened: I served Victoria a carbohydrate and she called me a ‘Silly little famine girl’ then pinched me in the boob.

20.01.2026 09:52 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Brooklyn Beckham going crazy on the Jeremy Renner app right now

19.01.2026 22:33 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*missing until proven dead

19.01.2026 11:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

750th Enoch Burke arrest without Fungie. Always the hardest.

19.01.2026 11:02 — 👍 114    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 0
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My purity ring is finally ready 😍

18.01.2026 19:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Forgive me, they were delicious #TheTraitors

14.01.2026 20:35 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I would’ve used my meeting with #TheTraitors to ask if they think the Tesco Clubcard prices system is fair bcos it’s a racket and we need the numbers to upend it

14.01.2026 20:08 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

The itsy bitsy spider suffered from cognitive rigidity and needed help, not mocking by way of a whimsical nursery rhyme. In this essay, I will

14.01.2026 18:56 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Crazy that psychologists can still make a living while mindfulness adult colouring books exist?

14.01.2026 11:30 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Weird and very rude that nobody’s congratulated me!

12.01.2026 19:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Congratulations to my physics teacher’s niece and therefore my close personal friend Jessie Buckley on her Golden Globes win.

12.01.2026 19:32 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
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Someone from Cork telling you they’ve had a busy day

11.01.2026 17:44 — 👍 234    🔁 47    💬 5    📌 1

I would’ve asked #TheTraitors if they were having a nice time and also if they fancied anyone x

09.01.2026 21:11 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No need for a murder tonight bcos Ellie was absolutely buried with the Bland title #TheTraitors

09.01.2026 21:03 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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HR joining the Friday 4pm meeting that was suddenly put in your calendar #TheTraitors

09.01.2026 20:25 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Just had a nosebleed and my first thought was wow the Stranger Things marketing is good this year

09.01.2026 15:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cardi B’s full name is

08.01.2026 15:52 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A walnut whip implies the existence of a walnut nae nae

04.01.2026 16:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Shroves already in the shops, Christmas is barely over!

01.01.2026 23:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Do you think in Marseille they have jumpers that say Waterford

01.01.2026 15:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Christmas always the best dinner of the year 😍

25.12.2025 21:27 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Merry Christmas all x

25.12.2025 14:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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