I wonder if the beds Sarkozy
21.10.2025 08:16 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0@ciara.bsky.social
Comedy writer and performer. Patiently waiting for Mambo Number 6. www.twitter.com/ciara_knight
I wonder if the beds Sarkozy
21.10.2025 08:16 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Enoch but e don't get let inside
19.10.2025 13:17 β π 11 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Inclusion and accessibility is important
17.10.2025 10:54 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Due to a pricing error in a nationwide pharmacy, I had been getting Fishermanβs Friends for 10p a packet for weeks. Theyβre now back to 99p because someone narked. Let me tell you, they are no friend of mine, nor a fisherman.
16.10.2025 13:11 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gotta get da pastries at
16.10.2025 09:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If someone offers you a pepper but you're not sure if you heard them correctly, legally you have to say 'I beg your padron?'
13.10.2025 14:34 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Pontiusβ nickname in school
12.10.2025 14:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Siri please reply this as I am without fingers or sight: Hi Malleable Key, I don't know what they are and now send the message thank you
11.10.2025 09:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hi, I'm Norma Foley's hairstylist! Ask me anything :)
11.10.2025 09:39 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sorry weβre not in a perfect world
10.10.2025 13:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Presidential hopefuls have had almost 24 hours to prepare their statements on the breakup of Kodaline and yet we continue to wait. Your silence is deafening.
10.10.2025 13:17 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A charspookerie platter? Much too scary for me Iβm afraid
07.10.2025 17:05 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not to disrupt the industry or anything but I can see Invisalign
06.10.2025 16:38 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0five beautiful strangers can't be wrong #GBBO
05.10.2025 10:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs c*m
01.10.2025 18:00 β π 37 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0If youβre watching #GBBO but not listening to the dumbest post-bake analysis, you are missing out and should rectify that today open.spotify.com/episode/4ODS...
01.10.2025 11:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Nicole Kidman shocks onlookers as she steps out with rumoured new beau Keith Rural.
30.09.2025 17:28 β π 49 π 4 π¬ 5 π 0First Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban separation without Fungie. Always the hardest.
30.09.2025 13:29 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Disney On Ice
29.09.2025 14:32 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok brilliant marketing alert!! They made a drink as part of the promo for that new House of Guinness series!!
28.09.2025 08:59 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0First 3rd place win in the Cherry Comedy Breakout Act 2025 without Fungie. Always the hardest.
26.09.2025 08:59 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If your birthday is today, itβs very likely your parents got horned up on Christmas Day.
25.09.2025 11:35 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alright things are getting out of hand
23.09.2025 17:37 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1Luckily his understudy Tom Netherlands was able to step in
22.09.2025 19:45 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0First Harry Styles sub 3-hour marathon without Fungie. Always the hardest.
22.09.2025 13:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No likes yet
21.09.2025 20:33 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Takes a special kinda narcissist to wear earrings of yourself
20.09.2025 21:15 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Times like these I wish the Jeremy Renner app was still around to keep us all connected
10.09.2025 22:12 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0