Thanks so much for all the kind messages today♥️ Really means a lot. And if you haven’t heard yet - yes it’s true. I changed the hoover bag!!
28.01.2026 17:31 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@ciara.bsky.social
Comedy writer and performer. Patiently waiting for Mambo Number 6. www.twitter.com/ciara_knight
Thanks so much for all the kind messages today♥️ Really means a lot. And if you haven’t heard yet - yes it’s true. I changed the hoover bag!!
28.01.2026 17:31 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Chemists should do a Too Good To Go bag. Lip balm, lil pick n mix of antibiotics, face masks and such like. I could be happy.
27.01.2026 21:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tryna hide the bags under my eyes with concealer
24.01.2026 14:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So many A$AP Rocky song titles tell the tale of a good Catholic wedding
23.01.2026 12:21 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0When I worked for a female-focused lifestyle website many years ago I made a meme that said 'I'm not doing dry January until the weather starts 🤪' and unfortunately it absolutely killed like the engagement was off the charts 😔 anyway thinking of those 'Ugh so true' huns today x
21.01.2026 17:05 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Prue has stepped down. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @
21.01.2026 15:56 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1My friend Éimhear broke her Fimhear 😔
20.01.2026 13:51 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was part of the catering staff at Brooklyn Beckham’s wedding and they made us sign NDAs but they expired at midnight so I’m ready to share what happened: I served Victoria a carbohydrate and she called me a ‘Silly little famine girl’ then pinched me in the boob.
20.01.2026 09:52 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Brooklyn Beckham going crazy on the Jeremy Renner app right now
19.01.2026 22:33 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*missing until proven dead
19.01.2026 11:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0750th Enoch Burke arrest without Fungie. Always the hardest.
19.01.2026 11:02 — 👍 114 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0My purity ring is finally ready 😍
18.01.2026 19:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Forgive me, they were delicious #TheTraitors
14.01.2026 20:35 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I would’ve used my meeting with #TheTraitors to ask if they think the Tesco Clubcard prices system is fair bcos it’s a racket and we need the numbers to upend it
14.01.2026 20:08 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0The itsy bitsy spider suffered from cognitive rigidity and needed help, not mocking by way of a whimsical nursery rhyme. In this essay, I will
14.01.2026 18:56 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Crazy that psychologists can still make a living while mindfulness adult colouring books exist?
14.01.2026 11:30 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Weird and very rude that nobody’s congratulated me!
12.01.2026 19:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Congratulations to my physics teacher’s niece and therefore my close personal friend Jessie Buckley on her Golden Globes win.
12.01.2026 19:32 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1Someone from Cork telling you they’ve had a busy day
11.01.2026 17:44 — 👍 234 🔁 47 💬 5 📌 1I would’ve asked #TheTraitors if they were having a nice time and also if they fancied anyone x
09.01.2026 21:11 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No need for a murder tonight bcos Ellie was absolutely buried with the Bland title #TheTraitors
09.01.2026 21:03 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0HR joining the Friday 4pm meeting that was suddenly put in your calendar #TheTraitors
09.01.2026 20:25 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Just had a nosebleed and my first thought was wow the Stranger Things marketing is good this year
09.01.2026 15:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cardi B’s full name is
08.01.2026 15:52 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A walnut whip implies the existence of a walnut nae nae
04.01.2026 16:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Shroves already in the shops, Christmas is barely over!
01.01.2026 23:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you think in Marseille they have jumpers that say Waterford
01.01.2026 15:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Christmas always the best dinner of the year 😍
25.12.2025 21:27 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Merry Christmas all x
25.12.2025 14:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0