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Ciara Knight

@ciara.bsky.social

Comedy writer and performer. Patiently waiting for Mambo Number 6. www.twitter.com/ciara_knight

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I wonder if the beds Sarkozy

21.10.2025 08:16 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Enoch but e don't get let inside

19.10.2025 13:17 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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Inclusion and accessibility is important

17.10.2025 10:54 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Due to a pricing error in a nationwide pharmacy, I had been getting Fisherman’s Friends for 10p a packet for weeks. They’re now back to 99p because someone narked. Let me tell you, they are no friend of mine, nor a fisherman.

16.10.2025 13:11 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Gotta get da pastries at

16.10.2025 09:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If someone offers you a pepper but you're not sure if you heard them correctly, legally you have to say 'I beg your padron?'

13.10.2025 14:34 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Pontius’ nickname in school

12.10.2025 14:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Siri please reply this as I am without fingers or sight: Hi Malleable Key, I don't know what they are and now send the message thank you

11.10.2025 09:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hi, I'm Norma Foley's hairstylist! Ask me anything :)

11.10.2025 09:39 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sorry we’re not in a perfect world

10.10.2025 13:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Presidential hopefuls have had almost 24 hours to prepare their statements on the breakup of Kodaline and yet we continue to wait. Your silence is deafening.

10.10.2025 13:17 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A charspookerie platter? Much too scary for me I’m afraid

07.10.2025 17:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not to disrupt the industry or anything but I can see Invisalign

06.10.2025 16:38 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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five beautiful strangers can't be wrong #GBBO

05.10.2025 10:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s c*m

01.10.2025 18:00 — 👍 37    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
Preview
Come On Down To Granny's Garden | Chocolate Week

If you’re watching #GBBO but not listening to the dumbest post-bake analysis, you are missing out and should rectify that today open.spotify.com/episode/4ODS...

01.10.2025 11:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Nicole Kidman shocks onlookers as she steps out with rumoured new beau Keith Rural.

30.09.2025 17:28 — 👍 49    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 0

First Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban separation without Fungie. Always the hardest.

30.09.2025 13:29 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Disney On Ice

29.09.2025 14:32 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok brilliant marketing alert!! They made a drink as part of the promo for that new House of Guinness series!!

28.09.2025 08:59 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

First 3rd place win in the Cherry Comedy Breakout Act 2025 without Fungie. Always the hardest.

26.09.2025 08:59 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If your birthday is today, it’s very likely your parents got horned up on Christmas Day.

25.09.2025 11:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Alright things are getting out of hand

23.09.2025 17:37 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

Luckily his understudy Tom Netherlands was able to step in

22.09.2025 19:45 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

First Harry Styles sub 3-hour marathon without Fungie. Always the hardest.

22.09.2025 13:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No likes yet

21.09.2025 20:33 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Takes a special kinda narcissist to wear earrings of yourself

20.09.2025 21:15 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Times like these I wish the Jeremy Renner app was still around to keep us all connected

10.09.2025 22:12 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

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