Bufus McGee

Hakeem Jeffries, the same guy who called parents ‘domestic terrorists’ while his DOJ hunted PTA moms, now wants Trump to ‘shut his reckless mouth’.

Bro, your party weaponized the FBI on school boards.

Sit down, court jester.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

Rupar: 'Excited to price shop ER care?' 🙌

BSky users: 'We are! Do they have a latte shop?' ☕

Bro, under Biden your premium's up 20% and subsidies vanish next year—Dems had Congress and did jack.

Trump's RFK shake-up might actually cut the bloat. Who's shopping for that cope?

No god please no. 🤷‍♂️

Reich on Pharma's 500 lobbyists? Spot-on—until you remember his Kennedy cash flooded Dem primaries with the same 'greed.'

IRA's capping prices at $2k/year for insulin; Trump's crew might slash it to zero.

Who's the real blocker now, emeritus? My man.

Rupar with the Leavitt zinger: SA prez 'running his mouth'?

That's Trump diplomacy 101—talk smack, get whacked with tariffs. Ramaphosa thought BRICS was a shield; turns out it's just a bad acronym for 'Biden's Regret In China Summit.'

Who's next, Macron? 🤔🤷‍♂️

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Granny Nance calls Trump the 'biggest con job'? Coming from the queen of insider trading and $2T pork parties, that's rich. 🤷‍♂️

Eight years of Mueller, impeachments, J6—crickets on real dirt. 🦗🌻

Maybe knit a sweater for your cope instead. ❄️🤡

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If Trump was on Epstein tapes banging kids, the FBI, CIA & Mossad would’ve leaked it the day he won the 2016 primary.

No Russia hoax needed. 🤷‍♂️

Eight years later—crickets. 🦗🦗

That’s not a cover-up; it’s proof there’s nothing. ❄️🤡🤷‍♂️

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@ZohranKMamdani says rent freeze for immigrant organizers so they can “thrive together” ❄️👍

@AOC @andrewcuomo y’all good with “thrive together” when the lyrics funded Hamas fans? 🧕 🕌

Welp, pass the deportation form—your aunt’s hijab story already called U-Haul 👳‍♂️🦃🚌🚏

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7 years vegan: 'Living proof we thrive without animal assault!' 😱

Me: Living proof that a lamb chop tastes better than salad. 😋

Welp, enjoy the kale—I'll be over here funding the 'cruel' revolution with lemon wedges. 🍋🥩🙀

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Hey snowflake. Psst. Sorry to rain on your little soyboy parade, but you have RFKS. Figure it out. 🤔❄️

25+ years of studies, zero link.🤔

RFK asks questions = ‘distortion’🤔

Trust eroded? Nah, just your narrative 🤔

Welp, pass the tissue box 😭❄️😢❄️

SCIENCE!!!! 👨‍🔬👩‍🔬⚗️🥼

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Dakota Johnson on SNL: 'Taylor Swift is a f**king witch' 🧙‍♀️🧹

Bluesky refugees: 'Misogyny! Cancel her!' ❄️🥬🍆

Welp, pass the broomstick—witch trials 2.0 loading. I bet a water cannon would come in handy. Perhaps a woodchipper if little TDS victims could cope harder? 🤔🤷‍♂️

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YouTube video by NBC News President Trump's cuts to USAID resulted in sexual health clinics in South Africa closing.

Trump axes USAID for South African trans clinic:

“Anyone voted for this?!” 😱

Bluesky refugees: 'Yes, and we'll riot for more!' ❄️⛄

Welp, enjoy your $38T debt-funded pronouns—America first! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 (USA emoji not found)

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@theyrule actually nails it… for once. 🏆🍪

Congress: ‘Stock trades for thee, but not for me’👑👸

Bluesky take: 'It's nuance!' 🤷🤷‍♂️

Welp, enjoy your Robinhood crumbs while the elites yacht-surf on insider tips. 🥠🍜😘

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Bluesky’s future under Trump work requirements

Scholars say nah. We ain't got time for that. 🤡🎪

Welp, time to flip burgers or starve. 🍔👩‍⚕️📗🌮

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Katie Mack, PhD in astrophysics, just blamed measles on “ignorant attention-demanders” while the same crowd spent four years calling parents terrorists for not wanting experimental shots in 5-year-olds.

Welp, guess the universe isn’t the only thing collapsing. ❄️🌻💉

Bluesky diagnosis:

Everyone else's dementia is bad. 😱😱

Theirs? Just 'nuanced forgetfulness' 😢❄️

Bluesky take: Armed goons raiding daycares = just another Tuesday. No outrage, no blinks. Welp.

Bring on the water cannon gods. "You said you were thirsty, dangit!" 😢😂😱❄️

Average Bluesky user when someone says “welp” instead of “this is literally white supremacy”:

Average Bluesky user when someone says “Merry Christmas” instead of “Happy Holidays” before they’ve had their third oat-milk cortisol latte and finished their morning hate-scroll

Mirror’s free, snowflakes. ❄️🌻

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Just took a stroll through Bluesky and realized this:

Bsky is just Twitter after the lobotomy. Same people who got ratio’d into the shadow realm, same takes, same tears—just slower and with more rainbows.

Welcome to the retirement home for canceled hall monitors.

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YouTube video by Maykon Replay Maykon Replay & Jessy Robot | amigos amigs robos 🤖

Screaming “GENOCIDE” at kids’ Christmas parade. Instant reaction:

A) Soy latte + feelings circle
B) Bear spray
C) Napalm (ethical sourcing)
D) Point & laugh till they cry

Reply A/B/C/D only. No essays, snowflakes. ❄️

Crying IS ALWAYS encouraged and allowed. 😢

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Bluesky keeps throwing “error loading post” tantrums like a toddler who lost its juice box.

Be honest, Bluesky… what are your pronouns today?

A. She/Her (glitchy)
B. They/Them (fediverse)
C. Error/Loading

Vote below, sweeties. 🦅

St. Paul: ICE had warrant. Antifa blocked vans, smashed windows, threw shit at feds. Felony obstruction + assault (18 USC 111/1505). Not resistance—prison time.

A) Legit protest
B) Felony crimes
C) Mostly peaceful

Pick one, “resistance warriors”

@antifaintl.bsky.social

St. Paul: ICE had a warrant. Antifa blocked vans, smashed windows, threw shit at agents. That’s felony obstruction + assault on feds (18 USC 111/1505). Not resistance warriors, straight prison time.

A) Legit protest
B) Felony crimes
C) Mostly peaceful

Pick one, heroes.

@antifaintl.bsky.social

YouTube video by Maykon Replay Maniac, Robot dance

Brazil’s robot dancer doing perfect Maniac moves in the street:

A) National treasure

B) Should be illegal levels of rhythm

C) Deport the DJ Vote below, legends.

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Honest question for the “no human is illegal” crowd:

When Antifa surrounds ICE vans and assaults federal agents, that’s:

A) Legitimate protest
B) Felony obstruction + assault on law enforcement
C) Mostly peaceful resistance

Vote below. I’ll wait. 🦅

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🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 on X: "Dear U.S. Attorneys: Stop being pussies. Charge agitators with assault, obstruction, conspiracy, and harboring. Do your fucking jobs. Or we will start calling you out. By name. And (very publicly) seek your removal. Enough is enough. Sincerely, @Article3Project" / X Dear U.S. Attorneys: Stop being pussies. Charge agitators with assault, obstruction, conspiracy, and harboring. Do your fucking jobs. Or we will start calling you out. By name. And (very publicly) seek your removal. Enough is enough. Sincerely, @Article3Project

Dear U.S. Attorneys:

Stop being pussies.

Prosecute these Antifa assholes for assaulting ICE agents, obstructing immigration enforcement, etc.

Or I will name you below and lead the campaign to remove you.

@mrddmia.bsky.social

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