Ioan Gwyn

The Womble and The Clanger in the style of The Omen and The Exorcist

🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster

a group of people are sitting in a theatre clapping their hands . ALT: a group of people are sitting in a theatre clapping their hands .

*grins in welsh

Went to see Nightmare on Elm St 2 in the cinema. Film is still garbage, but the nostalgic in me really enjoyed the five kids who ran into the screening 20mins in, hid down front, and remained undiscovered when the staff member walked around with a torch. like a free secret cinema bit. hats off.

Can someone explain why someone from the losing party in the Caerphilly by-election is invited onto Sky News and not someone from the party that trounced them?

Hey Oligarchs, your bias for far-right chaos is showing.

Cartoon by Stephen Collins for the Guardian. [Scene is BBC BREAKFAST with two presenters and a guest on the sofa]. 1 PRESENTER: Now - some disturbing new research has shown 2 PRESENTER: that as many as 10 non-Reform political parties may currently operating ‘under the radar’ across the UK. [Show on screen logos for Greens, Lib Dems, Conservatives  3 PRESENTER: In the studio to discuss this, Nigel Farage [We see the guest on the sofa is indeed Nigel Farage] 4 PRESENTER: Nigel, what’s your view?  FARAGE: Well I think this very worrying. 5 FARAGE: And just another reason why we should ban all immigration. 6 PRESENTER: I won’t push back on that FARAGE: Absolutely! 7 PRESENTER: Funnily enough, this is what your new show’s about, isn’t it? FARAGE: Oop - plug time! PRESENTER: Ha ha 8 FARAGE: Yes it’s a 12-part BBC documentary called ‘In Search Of The Political Parties That Aren’t My One’. 9 [Show on the TV screen Farage presenting a documentary series titled In Search Of The Political Parties That Aren’t My One. He is wearing his farmer's getup and looking dreamily at the UK from hillsides, visiting pubs and chatting with the locals, etc] FARAGE: It’s a really emotional journey  10 FARAGE: with lots of dreamy footage of me looking relatable...  11 FARAGE: as I answer the question: *Am I the only option for Britain?* 12 [Cut back to studio] PRESENTER: I won’t push back on that FARAGE: Absolutely! [ends]

Reform’s Sarah Pochin forced to apologise after claiming adverts 'full of black people' drive her 'mad’ | LBC The Runcorn and Helsby MP was responding to a viewer live on air who complained about the demographics of advertising.

Nothing on the BBC Radio news this morning. Nothing I could find on their website. This is an MP from the party whose lead in the opinion polls normally ensures them wall-to-wall coverage. She spouts racist nonsense for which even she feels obliged to apologise. What on earth are they playing at?

When does Cyberpunk2077 start being fun and not endless cut-scenes and exposition? So far the best bit has been the vr tutorial, otherwise its just life admin, and i’ve got life admin at home. #Cyberpunk2077 #Ps5

kitchen scissors. my mate in uni used them to cut chicken and i hated it, unhygienic heathenry. at 38, my now wife used some to cut bacon for pasta and i was horrified. tried it myself a few weeks later and haven’t looked back.

The lad they got to play Rodney in Woman of the Hour is the spit of a young Vincent D’onofrio. It’s like they stuck a wig on Pvt Pyle.

Richard Wyn Jones ar teli a ma’r lamp tu ôl e’n edrych slightly fel shower head a ma fe di difyrru fi.

How come ma nhw’n cyfweld Dicw tra bod e’n cal cawod?

That scene of the Welsh BBC correspondent being the only person interviewing Caerphilly's new Plaid AM while the rest of the media interviewed Reform's loser in the background was far too on the nose.

Joio. Plus fi’n briod i rywun o Gaerffili felly allai drio am Aber+Caerffili dual passport nawr.

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i want to go to bed, however i recently acquired a more vested interest in blwmin Caerffili related matters so i’m sticking it out a bit longer.

a man is standing in front of a fire and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face . ALT: a man is standing in front of a fire and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .

this is how i imagine you reading such bleets

Luis Moreno < Brennan Johnson

Very good seats of a tidy turn out for a monday night fixture. we lost 4-2. je suis annoyed.

Bolacs.

A very strong starting XI (for us) considering its a friendly, and my pessimistic brain predicts everyone be injured for the important match on monday. bah.

I predict a traumatically bad and painful “Diweddariad Carfan” tomorrow morning. I’m glad I’m no longer on the other place which i imagine is handling the sight of this starting XI awfully well…

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

weles i shoutout ti gan adam ar insta bafta cymru! llongyfs brawd 👏👏👏

Titanic. Bearing in mind The Terminator and Aliens are in my top 5 movies of all time, you’d imagine I’d be willing to give it go for Cameronian reasons but the desire is below zero.

Me avec Elliot Carvers tower in Bangkok from TND (doubling for Saigon)

Me holding a wooden spoon with Timothy Dalton’s face on it, bequeathed on my 40th. Best present ever.

Me by the big wheel at Prater Vienna from The Living Daylights. And the Third Man obvs. But mostly The Living Daylights.

Me outside the building in Vienna opposite the Opera House where Timothy Dalton doesn’t use his sniper rifle on Kara Milovy

Dydd James Bond Hapus. #HappyJamesBondDay

updates please! probably won’t get round to it til next year but i adored tsushima.

what have i missed now?

eh? pam?

Next week Smersh Halloween begins. Four weeks. Eight episodes of terror.