Sean D. Sollé

When I see a beautiful house I can't afford being advertised by estate agents on Facebook, I sometimes write 'Stunning house, but I couldn't live there after what happened' in the comments, then sit back and watch the replies.

If a previous occupant forgets to sign out of YouTube on a hotel TV I'll spend a happy half hour searching for weird stuff to mess up their algorithm and make their family wonder. Not porn; stuff like 'how to get away with an affair' or 'do hammers smell?'

In the U.K. we invented ASBOs to criminalise people, including children, for doing things which aren’t criminal like hanging around outside the shops or in the park at night.

When white people in rural areas talk about how scary cities are, how there are "no go zones", they're not lying: they're just scared of being in places where they might not be the majority. They're scared of multicultural communities. They're scared of hearing someone speaking a different language.

"I" before "E" except I must scream.

@lucyfishwife.bsky.social I'm pleased you enjoyed the Piano Man too!

(I didn't have the heart to say that it would scan better without the "I" before "must scream").

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And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a dream
And I sit on my stool and they tell me I’m cool
But I have no mouth and I must scream.

♪♫La, la-la, di-di-da
La, la-la, di-di-da da-dum♫♪

♪♫Sing us a song you’re the piano man
You have pianos for hands, feet, and head
And your teeth and your tongue are piano keys
And you constantly wish you were dead

♫♪La, la-la, di-di-da
La, la-la, di-di-da da-dum♫♪

♪ and he’s talkin’ to Davy
Who’s name is still Davy
and probably will be for life ♪

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
And he makes an unbearable din

Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god

Cave of Maltravieso - Wikipedia

The Cave of Maltravieso in Spain contains traces of human occupation from the Middle Palaeolithic (64,000 years ago).

It wasn't discovered until 1951, which is really weird because surely that gate was a HUGE giveaway?

new baby hippo in kanas named mars!!!!

If boomers don't want wealth taxes they can give their time and skills Phillip inman Guardian opinion column

"But mother, whatever shall we eat?"

"Don't worry, son, there's a retired business analyst at the door and he's brought lashings of time and skills"

Gravestone inscribed: Alistair Stephen Fabian Mitchell. 13-6-1957, 10-2-2019. Barrister of the Middle Temple. My brain, socialist. My heart, anarchist. My eyes, pacifist. My blood, revolutionary. Around the edge, the legend: The only man in British legal history to be convicted of biting a policeman with someone else’s teeth.

A tombstone in Bridgnorth, Shropshire, photographed by Andy Darby.

Note the border inscription.

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Blue light interferes with your circadian rhythms, which is why you never sleep well in the back of a police car.

if you could suck your own dick, why would you ever leave the house?
- The L.A. Times

it’s 5am do you know where your democracy is

Fun fact, teens are starting to use "that looks like AI!" as an insult to something that looks bad, fake, or generically over designed

I think less of people who are impressed by generative AI.

Hahaha! {clicks follow}

Beating someone to death with an olive branch as a bit

Not a chess guy or a tattoo guy but if I were I think the final diagram of the Knight's Tour would be a pretty cool tattoo:

Financial advisor: of course, borrowers need to be aware of the risk of-
Me, nodding: roombas

Just seen an ad for a gardening tool which "turns tedious edging into a satisfying weekend ritual"