jo 🌻

my lover threatened to marry me tonight and that’s love babes

my favorite thing about being trans is where you know (justified true belief) that you are being treated weird because you’re trans but you can only explain through appeal to authority (trans girls are experts in fucked vibes) my second favorite thing is that they make you study epistemology

bruh the levels of going through it I’m in right now are downright embarrassing

God is smiling on Duluth tonight

do you think jesus’s pronouns were he/hymn?

in my day you could get any footlong for five dollars in any neighborhood before or after 4 pm it’s a shame how much we’ve lost

power washer? I hardly know er!

everybody transgender

we can acquire other paints

Everything’s still romantic right?

how many counties you gonna hit?

what did you call me?

Someone at work said “I think of you as a bolo tie person” today so I am being seen and also recognized

the song I Don’t Want To might end me

P.S Eliot truthers are eating good this morning

if someone is related to you and in your generation, that’s a cousin, if they are from the generation before you, they are auntie, if they are the generation after you, they are nephew

I think your father would disagree

down bad

what song

if you want to stop breathing for four minutes, highly recommend watching this

the president sucks so much in every conceivable way that he makes demolishing a wing of the white house not even exciting or cool

as a treat, I pretend all josies mentioned in song are me

my birthday is coming early

oh hell yeah brother

I need to invent time travel so I can make sure that Puck Sucked gets used like a slur in the Mighty Ducks movies

This has been one of the longest running crushes of my adult life and it made me feel insane on most days and now I feel like a whole new bitch I’m not being overly dramatic you’re not being dramatic enough

Formally announcing that I have gotten over a crush so there’s hope for all of us actually

the Letters To Cleo cover of I Want You To Want Me is my walk on track

A stupid bullshit thing made me feel bad so I watched my favorite movie of all time 10 Things I Hate About You and now I am normal